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Chris, to Wesker: Where's the case?

Random Umbrella Soldier: It's over th...

Chris: I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!

#chris redfield #albert wesker #umbrella corporation

Leon: Why is that every 11 minutes of my life if filled with misery?

#leon s kennedy #source: spongebob squarepants

Carlos: Okay, I have an idea so stupid, it just might work.

*two hours later*

*Carlos and Jill in a jail cell*

Jill: It didn't work.

#carlos oliveira #jill valentine

Claire: Truth or dare?

Leon: Truth.

Claire: How many hours have you slept this week?

Leon: Dare.

Claire: Go to sleep.

Leon: I don't like this game.

#leon s kennedy #claire redfield

Wesker: You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

#albert wesker #source: spiderman (2002)

Chris to Wesker: There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

#chris redfield #albert wesker #source: alexander hamilton

Hey, just to note: I AM NOT DEAD!!! I just haven't had any ideas. There will be updates, don't worry.

So uh...

Anyone see the Infinite Darkness trailer?

Anyone else hyped?

Claire: DO YOU REMEMBER!?!?

Chris: THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER!!!

Carlos: NEVER WAS A CLOUDY DAY!!!!!

Jill: Y'all are weird.

#jill valentine #carlos oliveira #chris redfield #claire redfield #i ment to post this earlier im sorry

Ethan: I'm making fucking Mac and Cheese, AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!!

#ethan winters

Chris: Hi, I'm Chris Redfield.

*refrigerator falls and breaks*

Chris: Need a new refrigerator?

#chris redfield

*Leon battling Super Tyrant*

Leon: Ah! Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! *Pulls out rocket launcher* But not for me!

#leon s kennedy #mr x #super tyrant

Ada: I don't need friends. They disappoint me (snaps fingers).

#ada wong

Claire: Did you die?

William: Sadly yes. BUT I LIVED!!!

#claire redfield #william birkin

Store Employee: Hi, working on a project?

Barry: I know more than you.

Store Employee: ...Alright.

#barry burton #source: parks and rec

Claire: Chris, I'm a lesbian.

Chris, drunk as a Scottsman: I thought you were American.

#claire redfield #chris redfield #alcohol

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