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[kay-spider]

This post is so undeniably Patton I’m obsessed

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[nullpointr]

janus is objectively the hottest side because how does he have chemistry with EVERYONE. this man is casually walking around with a jilted ex he still has crazy tension with, a homoerotic enemy only he understands, a loving husband, an intellectual match, and a feral bastard who wants him carnally. no one is doing it like him

[incorrect-robbie]

Patton: Hydrate so you don’t die-drate

Virgil: *pulls out bleach* hydrate until you die-drate

[incorrect-robbie]

Roman: We need to talk about the kiss

Virgil: No

Roman: You kissed me back

Virgil: I was pushing you away

Roman: With your lips?

[incorrect-robbie]

Roman: It’s okay, everything is going to plan

Logan: You’re never allowed to make the plan again

[incorrect-robbie]

Patton: It could have gone worse

Virgil: How

Patton: You could have driven the car into the fire you started instead of the wall

[incorrect-robbie]

Remus: This push pop is really good

Logan: That’s a glue stick

[incorrect-robbie]

Logan: no more learning experiences please I’m smart enough

[incorrect-robbie]

Virgil: I don’t like spending time with Janus

Virgil: He keeps talking about his feelings

Roman: Janus has feelings?

Virgil: Murderous ones

[incorrect-robbie]

Roman: Whenever Virgil is mad at me I tighten all the jars so he’ll need my help

*sound of glass breaking*

Roman: It hasn’t worked yet but I’m hoping

[incorrect-robbie]

Janus: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

Virgil: Amen

Remus: Except for the herpes that shit’ll come back to haunt you

[incorrect-robbie]

Logan: Did you buy eggs like I asked

Patton: Even better

Logan: Oh no-

Patton: *holds up chicken* her name is fluffy

[incorrect-robbie]

Roman: You love me, right logan?

Logan:

Logan: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation but I have a bad feeling about this

[incorrect-robbie]

Virgil: Patton asked me how I slept last night and I didn’t know whether to say good or okay so I panicked and said gay

Virgil: Then Roman walked by and said “I thought we weren’t telling anyone”

[incorrect-robbie]

Roman: It takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to fall in love, and a lifetime to forget someone

Virgil:

Virgil: my dad forgot me in a parking lot once

[incorrect-robbie]

Roman: I think Logan’s been reading my diary again

Patton: What makes you say that

Roman: He corrected all of my spelling mistakes

[incorrect-robbie]

Patton: Studies show you’re cute

Logan: source?

Patton: Me