Incorrect Runaways Quotes

Can you prove that they never said thus? They're teenagers, they say ridiculous stuff all the time

[incorrect-runaways]

Karolina: *holds hand out to Nico*

Nico: *holds Karolina’s hand*

Karolina: I was going for a high five but this is so much better!

[incorrect-runaways]

Karolina: Nico, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

Nico: I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

[incorrect-runaways]

Chase: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven.

Nico: That’s... that’s not good.

[incorrect-runaways]

Gert, to Karolina and Nico: And you had sex how many times? Hmm. Yeah, that’s not technically a friendship.

[incorrect-runaways]

Chase: I guess you could say I've... fallen for you *winks*

Gert: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive?

[incorrect-runaways]

Police: You are without doubt, the worst superhero group I've ever heard of.

Runaways: But you have heard of us.

[incorrect-runaways]

Karolina: I would die for you.

Nico: I’d die for you too.

Karolina, suddenly very emotional: Please Don’t Do That

[incorrect-runaways]

Gert: *knocks on Molly’s door*

Molly: Who is it?

Gert: It’s us, we just wanna talk.

Molly: How many of you are there?

Karolina: Two.

Molly: Then talk to each other.

[incorrect-runaways]

Nico, answering the phone: Hello?

Chase: It's Chase.

Nico: What did he do this time?

Chase: No, it's me Chase.

Nico: What did you do this time?

[incorrect-runaways]

Nico: I hate being touched.

Nico: The last time I touched another person was in 2010. In hand-to-hand combat.

Chase: Karolina is literally hugging you right now.

Nico: This means nothing.

[incorrect-runaways]

Karolina: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Nico: (yelling) Hey Chase, how tall are you?

[incorrect-runaways]

Gert: We need to distract the guards.

Nico: Right.

Gert: What are you gonna do?

Nico: I’m going to kill them all. That ought to distract them.

[incorrect-runaways]

Nico: What the hell is "Project Elrond?"

Chase: I had to make something up.

Nico: But "Elrond?"

Molly: Because it's a secret meeting.

Nico: How do you know that, and why does Elrond mean secret meeting?

Karolina: The Council of Elond. It's the..it's from The Lord of the Rings. It's the meeting where they decide to destroy the one ring.

Gert: If we are going to call something Elrond, I would like my code name to be Glorfindel.

Nico: I hate every one of you.

[incorrect-runaways]

Alex: Just like malware is short for "malicious software", Delaware is short for "delicious software".

Nico: ...

Chase: ...

Karolina: ...

Molly: ...

Gert: ...

[incorrect-runaways]

Chase: I didn't mean to open it.

*pause*

Chase: It was badly wrapped.

*pause*

Chase: *points at Molly* She made me do it.

Molly: Did not!

[incorrect-runaways]

Molly: So whats it like dating Gert?

Chase: Once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.

[incorrect-runaways]

Nico: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Karolina: Wow. They sound stupid.

Nico: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Karolina: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Nico: I guess you’re right. Hey Karolina, I love you.

Karolina: See! Just say that!

Nico: Holy fucking shit.

Karolina: If that flies over their head then, sorry Nico, but they're too dumb for you.

Nico: Karolina.