— The RWBY characters, probably.

Totally (in)correct quotes from all your favorite denizens of Vale! Special features: RWBYvengers Fridays and OC Sundays. This blog is run by a person. A person with preferences and interpretations of canon that not everyone may agree with. If you don't like any ships or portrayals regularly displayed on this blog, that's okay, rest easy, there are other incorrect RWBY blogs out there that may be better suited for you!

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Pyrrha: Aww, Ren did the dishes.

Nora: How do you know I didn’t do them?

Pyrrha: Because, once, when all the knives were dirty, you cut a bagel with your key.

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Sun: I don’t know if anyone’s ever told you this. You’re very attractive.

Blake: I could say the same about you. In case you didn’t know.

Sun: [grinning] Oh, trust me. I know.

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Roman: Faunus scum.

Sun: Evil AND racist!

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Hey, Blake, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?

Sun Wukong, probably

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Goodwitch: You know that line you're not supposed to cross with Ozpin?

Ironwood: I'm coming up to it?

Goodwitch: No, no, look behind you.

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If I stopped drinking, I’d have to take up murdering.

Qrow Branwen, probably

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Nora: Ren... in case we don't make it, I just want you to know...

Ren: I know. Me, too.

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Jaune: What do you say when you answer the phone?

Yang: What up?

Nora: Who dis be?

Ruby: No, she’s dead. This is her daughter.

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[After a White Fang member falls down]

Sun: Wow! That was really funny looking! Could you do it again?

White Fang member: I'll kill you for that.

Sun: For that? What were you going to kill me for before?

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Yang: I’m just saying it might not be the worst thing to go easier on people.

Blake: We’re not going to solve this with a goddamn pizza party.

Yang: At the risk of starting this fight yet again, you have never been to a full fledged pizza party before so you have no idea how transformative they can be.

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Well, hey!!! Look what we just hit!

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Yang: What are you going to do when this is done?

Blake: Whatever I can to stave off the chaos, mayhem, and self-interest that lies just beneath our civil disguise.

Yang: So, not the private sector?

Blake: The money would have to be unbelievable.

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Just so you know, and I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you... Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.

Neon Katt, probably

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Ren: I think you're acting a little immature.

Nora: I'm not acting!

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Well, specialists are assholes. And huntsmen are assholes who have fun.

Qrow Branwen, probably

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Mercury: You're the most awesome person I've ever met. Well, second.

Emerald: Right, first being you.

Mercury: No, actually, it's this guy I know who lives in something called the mirror. What up?

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Qrow: Good morning General, collecting money for the Atlas military ball?

Ironwood: We don’t have balls.

Qrow: I honestly have no response to that.