Incorrect Ryuubus Characters and more

ryuubus here with a side blog made for my own entertainment, surprisingly incorrect quotes are very useful when trying to develop characters

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Lukas, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me, Lukas, in his 20s: i cant wait to die

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Esther: We don't need adult supervision anymore.

Edith: We're becoming wonderful young adults.

Chloe: Says who?

The Twins Together: Dad.

[Chloe leaves speechless]

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Michael: Damn it, I burned my hand!

Theodore: You idiot. That’s because you’re not being care-

Michael: *puts his hand on Theo's heart*

Michael: Ahh, so nice and cold.

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Isabella: You remind me of the ocean.

Theodore: Why? Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Isabella: No, because you’re salty and you scare people.

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I’m gonna wing it!

Luna, about something she most definitely should not wing.

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Georgie: Can you hurry up? Maddie just challenged my ex to a duel and Francesca, honest to god, handed her a sword

Phoebe: Maddie didn't have her own?

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Isabella, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Michael, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Madeline: Do you take constructive criticism?

Georgie, already crying: Yeah, what's up?

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Uber: I'm close, where are you?

Lukas: Oh, I see you.

Uber: Are you the guy standing in the middle of the road?

Lukas: Yes. Floor it.

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Zoey: So I can either bake these cookies for 10 minutes at 400 degrees, or bake them for 1 minute at 4,000 degrees.

Nate: Zoey no! That's not how baking works!

Zoey: Floor it!

Nate: ZOEY NO!

Zoey: 4,000,000 FOR 1 SECOND!

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Luna: Am I right, Theo?

Theodore: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be honest, I wasn’t listening.

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Theodore: We are at a professional place. Let me do the talking.

Michael: Hey! Are you saying I don’t speak professional? Are you saying I don’t professional talk well..?

Michael: What am I doing wrong? What word am I missing?

Mathieu: You speak poorly, just give up.

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Rory: C’mon man. Just come to the gym with me for one day. I bet I can convince you to start training with me. Just give me one day. You’ll be able to see your abs.

Felix: I thought god just didn’t give me those

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Rory: WHAT. THE. FUCK

Felix: You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of 'what the fuck' kinda stuff

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Arthur

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Michael, calling Theodore: Where are you, Theo? This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.

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Taejoon: Oh come on, Erik! No one thinks Felix Wales is my son!

Erik, turning to everyone: Put your hand up if you thought Felix was Taejoon’s son.

[everyone puts their hand up]

Taejoon: FELIX PUT YOUR HAND DOWN