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Debbie: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one

Carl: Yeah break their bones, they have 206 of those

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Mickey: When you said you were 'magical in bed' this isn't what I was—

Ian: [Pulls out ace of clubs] And this is your card

Mickey: Holy shit

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Fiona: Are you decent?

Frank: Not morally, but I'm wearing clothes if that's what you asked

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Ian: Fellas, is it gay-

Mickey: Yes, always

Ian: Cool thanks

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[Lights dim in restaurant]

Jimmy, whispering: Did it just become sexier in here?

Fiona, banging fist on table: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU

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Ian: What's the worst decision you've ever made while you were drunk?

Lip: Don't mean to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions

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Mickey, walking into the living room shirtless: Hey have any of you guys seen my top?

Mandy, not looking up from her phone: Uh yeah Ian's right there

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Ian: Hey Mickey, it’s quite muggy outside today huh?

Mickey: I swear to god if I go outside and all the coffee mugs are on the lawn I’m...

Ian: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Mickey: Gay rights? True

Mickey: As a gay, I am always right

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Fiona: Just act mature

Ian: Okay

Mickey: So, what do you do for fun?

Ian: My taxes

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Ian: Stop. Stop arguing with me. It's causing me stress and it's bad for the baby

Mickey: What baby?

Ian: [Sits on his lap] Me

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Debbie: I get my news from the only reliable source

Fiona: Which is?

Debbie: The cryptic messages in my dreams

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Frank: *Coughs violently*

Debbie: Don't die!

Frank: Don't fucking tell me what to do

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Fiona: I'm cold

Jimmy: Oh here, take my jacket

Ian: Hey I'm cold too

Mickey: Well damn Ian I can't control the weather

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Mickey: You're such a dork, Ian. You know that? Total loser.

Ian: Then let go of my hand

Mickey, gripping it tighter: No.

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