Incorrect Lynyrd Skynyrd

my main is @visfar-the-101 This blog is dedicated to the lovely idiots of Lynyrd Skynyrd: Gary Rossington, Allen Collins, Ronnie Van Zant, Leon Wilkeson, Billy Powell, Artimus Pyle (derogatory) and sometimes a few others. (This includes Gene Odom, Leonard Skinner, and The Honkettes)

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Ronnie

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Allen: why does Ronnie call you babygirl

Gary: how about we stop talking for a little while.

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Billy: so apparently I got arrested for not paying taxes.

Leon: who's taxes?

Billy: beats me but I guess I'm supposed to be paying them.

Leon: this taxes person sounds like a real asshole.

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Allen: have you ever dyed your hair before

Gary: no why

Allen: then why is it red

Gary: Allen take the tinted shades off.

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Al: Okay but I don't like simple man. It's just a boring ballad

Ronnie: okay but consider this. shut the fuck up

The rest of the band: shut the fuck up

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Leon: They asked me for an autograph.

Billy: So you slept on their couch?

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Ronnie(drunk): (to Allen) FIGHT ME!!!

Steve: Stop telling everyone to fight you! Look how small you are!

Ronnie: My height doesn't hinder my ability to snap someone's neck INCLUDING YOURS!

Allen: you can't even reach my neck

Ronnie: DO YOU WANT TO TEST ME??? Because I see my step stool a foot away from me DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!!!

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Lynyrd Skynyrd Advice

Ronnie: The moral of the story is, no matter how much we try or want it, not all stories have a happy ending.

Allen: Don't live so fast. Stop and smell the roses sometime.

Leon: never get your lovers name tattooed on you. ever.

Gary: you're not afraid of the height, you're afraid of the fall. You're not afraid to say I love you, you're afraid of the answer.

Steve: live in such a way that if someone spoke badly about you, nobody would believe it.

Billy: Love, but don't love too much.

Artimus: be thankful for all the ways you can eat potatoes.

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Johnny gets brutally murdered by Gary for coming out about the Lynyrd Skynyrd corporations corruption, colorized

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Ronnie

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Gary: do it you won't

Allen: BET

Gary: WAIT NO YOU WILL

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Ronnie: You do that again I'll throw you out the fucking window--what are you doing?

Gary: Checking how high the drop is, see if it's worth it.

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RCB era Gary is by far the worst era of Gary

he would definitely bite your fingers off

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Marion: man looks like we got a son

Lacy: I'll name him Ronald

Marion: looks like we got another son

Lacy: I'll name him Donald

Marion: ok....we got another son

Lacy:

Marion: please don't name him Rob--

Lacy: Johnald

Marion:

Lacy: