#classic rock memes

[monarchetype]

The Beatles discography: I love you. People love each other and that's fun. Do you love me? Do I love you? There's love in the air. Love can change the world. Love is strange. Love can be dangerous. We need love. Do you love me? I love you.

The Who discography: Who am I? What is going on? Sometimes I feel so sure of myself. Other times I feel like I'm nobody. Can you tell me who I am? Do I know who you are? I think I know who I am, but it's not what the world is telling me. Who are you? Who am I?

The Kinks discography: The present is changing so fast but the past offers no shelter, we are losing the most precious parts of life and building a future of only paranoia and scarcity. The music industry and showbusiness are soul-sucking and yet I live to perform.

The Rolling Stones discography: WHOOOO SEX 🍆🍆 DRUGS 💉💉AND ROCK AND ROLL BABY🎸🎸🎸🎸😈😈😈😈

[bluecrowsfly]

yet another @bluecrowsfly - @monarchetype

[midversefiles]

THE RAREST POKÉMON IN ROCK HISTORY: WHERE IS IZZY STRADLIN? 🕵️‍♂️🎸

We’ve got Axl, Slash, and Duff together again, traveling the world and living their best lives... and then we have Izzy.

Every time a Guns N' Roses tour starts, we’re all like: "Is he coming? Did anyone check the backyard? Did he leave a 'Gone Fishing' sign on the door?" 🎣

The contrast is bizarre: while Steven Adler is out there playing all the time, giving interviews, and making it crystal clear that he just needs a sign to get on stage (he even made some guest appearances, the man is ready!), Izzy simply evaporated.

Why didn't he join the reunion like the others? Simple: While Slash and Duff were ready to deal with all the stadium logistics and drama, Izzy probably thought: "Nah, I’m just gonna ride my motorcycle into the sunset and pretend I don't even know what a 'reunion' is." He really said he "didn't want to deal with the business side of things" and vanished into thin air. He’s the ghost of 1991 and, honestly? I respect the hustle of being completely unreachable. 🤡

Can someone please check if he's okay or if he's just chilling on a farmhouse somewhere laughing at us! I’m literally crying right now, I just want the original five back together! 😭😭💔

[another-little-hippie]

i love led zeppelin girls.

ROBERT AND JIMMY WERE IN LOVE AND THEY WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER ON THE REGULAR AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. also… IF I CANNOT HAVE MY JIMBERT THREESOME BEFORE I DIE, I WILL DIE!

or

JONSEY SUPREMACY. look at his cute little face. JAWLINE. CHEEKBONES. 24/7 BEDROOM EYES. what a little guy. give me sweet sweet kisses and I will do anything for you in return… anything…

or

BONZO MY KING. I NEED YOU NAKED. I NEED THE WEIGHT OF YOUR BODY CRUSHING MY OWN. BANG ME LIKE YOUR KICK DRUM OR I WILL DIE

or

ROBERT’S DICK. MY MOUTH. NOW. ROBERT’S ARMS. MY MOUTH. NOW. ROBERT’S WIDDLE TUM TUM. MY MOUTH. NOW. ROBERT’S SLIGHTLY BIGGER BUT STILL WIDDLE TUM TUM IN 1977. MY MOUTH. NOW. ROBERT’S HAIR. MY MOUTH (?). NOW. ROBERT’S WHOLE FUCKING SELF. INSIDE OF ME. NOW.

or

my dark lord of the night. do evil things to me. have me in anyway you want. bite chunks off of my skin and spit it back into my mouth as you penetrate my body… (i need psychiatric help)

or

i’m a lesbian… GOOOOO 🥁… JIMBERT 🥳🎉

[frixostheanimator]

The Beatles 1993 Abbey Road

[graffisicall]

i really miss them ☆

[dearmistermuse]

If the stones have twitter back then; Keith and Ronnie

[youre-no-good]