Yes, they said that

those evil teletubbies are at it again. (Note: Headcanons Galore. Everyone interprets these characters differently and I am no exception.)

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Shadow: Traps you in my mindscape.

Laa-Laa: Oh hey it’s pretty cozy here.

Shadow: Deploys the Creature.

Laa-Laa: Aw man!!! What the fuck!!! This sucks!!!

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Guardian, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be? 

Anne: Well, that's you. 

Guardian: Me?! Is that what I look like? 

Anne: You don't know? 

Guardian: Busy day.

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Miles: If you had to choose between Guardian and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? 

Anne: That depends, how much money are we talking about? 

Guardian: Anne! 

Miles: 63 cents. 

Anne: …I’ll take the money. 

Guardian: ANNE!!!

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Guardian: What do you think Conor will do for a distraction? 

Ron: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do. 

[Building explodes and several car alarms go off]

Ron: ...or he could do that.

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Laa-Laa: If I were a drink I’d be cherry vanilla coke. If you were a drink what would you be?

Po: Bleach.

Guardian: Sewage.

Laa-Laa: Calm down edgelords.

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Guardian: You’re in his dms, I’m on his nerves.

Guardian: I’m pissing him off, I’m ruining his day.

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Guardian: What's it called when you're so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn't feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore?

Ron: Depersonalization.

Dutch: Locking in.

Lenny: Thursday.

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Dipsy: I took a nap and had a dream we were fighting over fish facts.

Laa-Laa: You and me? Who won?

Dipsy: Yeah I woke up pissed off. The argument was “squids are bugs like shrimp” and they aren’t, they’re cephalopods, and they actually have pretty large brains. And you just kept saying “no, they’re bugs” and I was getting pissed.

Laa-Laa: Because they are. Dream-me was right.

Dipsy: I’m gonna start actually hurting you. You piss me off.

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Conor: *walks into the room* 

Anne: He’s covered in blood again. Why is he always covered in blood? 

Miles: Well, it looks like it’s his own blood this time.

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Guardian: Ron, you're my best friend. 

Ron: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. 

Ron: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Tinky Winky: Laps were made for me specifically I think.

Dipsy: Large dog behavior.

Tinky Winky: MEAN TO ME???

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Guardian: Can’t I catch a break from your stupid gay ass!?

Miles: I was going to say the same about you.

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Laa-Laa: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts? 

Dipsy: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Guardian: Can you keep a secret? 

Ron: Do you know anything about my life? 

Guardian: No, I don't. Good point.

[incorrect-slendytubbies]

Dipsy: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Tinky. 

Po: For the record, I already found him. 

Laa-Laa: And you let him get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. 

Po: He stabbed me! 

Dipsy: I'm surprised he waited this long, Po. We've all had the urge.