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Head empty
Slytherin: You have the IQ of a cockroach
Gryffindor: Take off the "roach" and it'll be more accurate.
I Mint to do That
Hufflepuff: I keep my antidepressants in my altoids container
Ravenclaw: You know that's actually a really good idea
Slytherin: How do you tell them apart?
Hufflepuff: I don't.
Ravenclaw: oh...
Slytherin: That is a great idea. Your either happy or have fresh breath.
Hufflepuff: Or happy with fresh breath
Can i get some gay slytherin x gryffindor headcanons for science
Slytherins hate gryffindors because they get away with shit. They are both chaotic dumbasses but slytherins get in trouble for it while gryffindors just get a slap to the wrist
Gryffindors hate slytherins because their very presence is intimidating while gryffindors feel like they have to prove themselves in order to dominate a situation
Slytherins secretly love gryffindors because unlike huffles or ravenclaw, they will never back down from a challenge
Gryffindors secretly love slytherins because of their silent courage to face people who judge them at face value
All of these are gay and you cannot tell me otherwise.
Strength Check
Gryffindor: So help me, if you make one more joke about my strength I will throw you off a bridge.
Slytherin: Well, I mean.... you can't.
Spotless reputation
Ravenclaw: Hey did you ever finish reviewing my essay?
Slytherin, handing it over: Oh yea it was pretty good. Idk why you needed me to look over it
Ravenclaw: Oh you know just another set if eye- is this blood?
Slytherin: Oh yes, I got a little bit of blood on it, I hope you don't mind.
Ravenclaw: ...I don't even want to know.
Adult content
Gryffindor: Why don't they make spells for adults?
Hufflepuff: What?
Gryffindor: I mean like for... you know...
Ravenclaw, covering the hufflepuff's ears: Because that is disgusting. Why would you say something like that?
Slytherin: I mean, he's right. What's the point of being a wizard if you can't make attunable sex toys?
Correct me if I'm wrong...
Slytherin: *drinking tea and scrolling through their phone with an open textbook nearby*
Gryffindor: Um arent you supposed to be studying?
Slytherin: Um arent you supposed to not be a disappointment?
(m)slytherin whose all badass and tuff x (f) slytherin (who is only in slytherin bc she didn’t want to disappoint her parents) who is basically a cuddly ball of love and affection getting made fun of by the other slytherin bc she’s clingy but he comforts her
"I dont want to go to class today." She sulked into the common room with a sour expression on her face. "Can I just skip and hang out with you."
He looked up from his spot on the couch. "Why dont you want to go to class?"
She shrugged and made a noncommittal noise.
"What was it this time?"
Another shrug as she made her way over and cuddled up next to him.
"Who do I need to beat up?" He put his arm around her and soothingly rubbed her arm.
She smiled and huffed a small laugh. "No beating anyone up. They're just mean. They'll get over themselves."
"Anyone who's mean to you gets beat up. I dont make the rules." He straightened her green tie for her and brushed out a wrinkle from her blouse.
"No! No beating up. I'm trying to NOT disappoint people so I'd rather deal with things in a calm and efficient manner." She softly scolded. There was no bite behind the words. Just simple honesty.
"You will never disappoint me. I'm proud of you everyday." He kissed the top of her head.
"Really?" She stayed wrapped around him tightly.
"Really."
She sighed and lifted her head to look him in the eye. "Even if I don't say anything to the other slytherins who are mean to me?"
"Especially when you dont say anything. You're the bigger person all the time. You rise above them and let them stoop lower and lower. I know what they say hurts. But you are stronger than anyone I know. Even me."
She giggled. "I don't think I'm stronger than you. I watched you pitch a gryffindor down the hall the other day."
"Yea well he shouldn't have been messing with a first year."
Another laugh.
"And besides, that's not the kind of strong I mean."
She sighed and settled back into his side. "I know."
"You still wanna skip class?"
There was a moment of pause as she thought about it.
"No. I'm gonna go to class. And if they say anything, I'm going to ignore them and do my work the beat I can."
"That's my girl." He kissed her nose. "But I'm still willing to beat them up."
She laughed again and ruffled his hair. "No beating up. Be the bigger person, right?"
He groaned sarcastically. "Ugh I guess."
She smiled sweetly.
"Go to class, nerd." He quipped.
"Get some class, nerd." She quipped back and slipped out of his arms before he could grab her in retaliation. "I mean that in the nicest way possible."
He smiled at her as she headed out to class with her book bag over her shoulder. More proud than he ever had been before.
Seasons
Cold weather is nice. In my opinion at least. The sweaters and scarfs. The hot cocoa the hufflepuffs bring dorm to dorm. The couples and friends huddling for warmth next to the fire.
Cold weather was always my favourite.
But seeing her face, basking in the sunlight. The red lined sweater vest haphazardly thrown across her arm and her tie undone in the heat. The way she smiles every time the breeze blows her way.
Cold weather is nice.
But summer may become my favourite
Outmatched
Gryffindors: You want to fight?
Slytherin: But there's two of you and only one of me...
Gryffindors: Yea?
Slytherin: You dont stand a chance.
So I saw that many people are confused with themselves and their houses and I just want to say that you don't have to be confused. If you feel like you belong in Slytherin (or any other house) then you do because your house is who you really are deep inside, who you are when you're alone or with other people too and where you feel like you truly belong. I might act as a Gryffindor sometimes or even Ravenclaw because it depends on the situation and my mood at the moment but that doesn't make me less of a Slytherin because at the end of the day I would still manipulate a situation to get what I want and I still fight hard for myself and my goals. You can have traits of other houses too because we're human and that's totally normal but your house is where you feel at home and you should never question that. I don't know if you or other people will agree with me but that's just my opinion. I don't think that anyone is only one house like 100%, I think that everyone has some traits from other houses too and that's the problem because many people don't understand that. Slytherins are not only ambitious and cunning. They can be brave as a Gryffindor, smart as a Ravenclaw and loyal as a Hufflepuff (and this trait many people seem to forget, Slytherins and Hufflepuff are the most loyal houses). You can be a Hufflepuff for example and still be ambitious and determined but don't ever question if you truly belong there because if you feel that's the right house for you then it is. :)
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how full is your inbox?
Not very full actually. Only about 7 asks. Most of them saying the same thing.
I'm very confused about my hogwarts house... I'm very ambitious like a slytherin, but love to learn like a ravenclaw. I feel attracted to both and connected to both... I'm a strategic planner like a slytherin, but am quick-witted like a ravenclaw.... I've watched youtube vids that show the the attributes of each house and relate to both houses.... If there's anything you could do to help, please help. I love your blog btw! It's so cool!!!
Pick your favourite
Hii! Can I ask u something? How do u decide which house you wre in? Cause, I'm kinda like a mix of all . I've tried many quizzes but they all give different results. I also think I'm not completely one house. Pls tell🙏🙏
Honestly it's just where you feel at home. Which house gives you pride to be a part of?
Peace and Quiet
Slytherins: *Wispering*
Gryffindor: What on earth are you guys talking about?
Slytherin: We're uh, doing our daily prayers.
Gryffindor: Y'all have daily prayers?
Slytherin: Yea, they're called Get the Fuxk out of our Business.