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Carson: Hey can you give me some space? I'm claustrophobic

Josh: You're afraid of Santa Claus?

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Charlie, putting honey in his tea: Hell yeah, get in that sexy leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Schlatt:

Schlatt: do you take constructive criticism?

Charlie: I absolutely do fucking not

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Travis: what does coffee taste like?

Cooper: unfortunately, not as good as it smells

Travis: oh like shampoo then?!

Cooper:

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Joko: Why is Cooper doing the laundry so loudly?

Travis: So everyone knows that nobody helps him in the house

Cooper, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Noah: I mean smaller creatures are way more vicious. Its because their anger has less space to be bottled up.

Charlie: Ridiculous, give me one example of this.

Cooper: Australian Spiders

Ted: Wasps

Travis: Terriers

Schlatt: Travis

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Noah: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Noah: *punches the wall*

Noah: Take me to the hospital

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Travis: *ordering cake over the phone*

Shop employee: What would you like your cake to say?

Travis, covering the phone to look at the others: Do we want a talking cake?

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Carson: Here you are Josh, a nice hot cup of coffee

Josh: Oh, it's cold...

Carson: Nice cup of coffee

Josh: It's awful

Carson: Cup of coffee

Josh: I'm not even sure it is coffee

Carson: Cup

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uh oh

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Wowza an upload, we stan

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Travis: Is it okay if I swear?

Cooper: Yeah, go ahead

Travis: F-

Cooper: Go on

Travis: I'm nervous

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Noah: Why is your report card on the ceiling?

Travis: You did tell me to bring my grades up

Noah:

Travis:

Noah: I did say that now, lemme see-

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Carson: *gets down on one knee*

Schlatt: Oh my god its finally happening

Carson: *Ties shoelaces*

Schlatt, tearing up: The bastard stopped wearing crocs

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Hey I got a questions for y'all who follow me:

Do you want me to focus on Lunch Club only with posts (including Josh, Mason ect)

Or would ye prefer if I kept it general to like the SMP earth guys (if that's still a thing)

OR I could do lunch club but sometimes include other people like the Misfits and Wilbur ect

I'd like some feedback pls

(also I'll be posting more cause I literally have nothing to do during quarantine woohoo)

Ps I will go with majority rule if that's alright, but I will also post your suggestions and submissions if you have any :)

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Wilbur: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We'll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath.

Schlatt: We're not doing that

Wilbur: Mistlefoe

Schlatt: Wilbur, no

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What up bros!

I just wanna say I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas where ever you are!

Buy yourself something nice!

Spend time with family or friends and enjoy their company!

And congrats! You made it through another year! Keep smiling, it gets better, I promise

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Schlatt: I get a headache sometimes

Schlatt: It comes and goes

Carson: *walks into room*

Schlatt: Oh look, there it is again

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Travis, banging on the door: Charlie, open up!

Charlie: Well it all started when I was a kid...

Cooper: No, he meant-

Ted, listening intently: No, let him finish