Emerson-Aleczander (He/Him)

Welcome to my account, a place with spn quotes so wrong, not even your dementia ridden grandmother could get them this incorrect.

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Nobody :

Dean : I just ate like a kilogram of spaghetti and now I feel like i am going to spontaneously combust leaving behind the slight aroma of spaghetti. I regretti the spaghetti.

(Later in the evening)

Dean : I want to cry but I'm scared that my tears have turned to bolognaise.

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Nobody :

Not a soul :

Dean Winchester : bRiNg Me sOmE pIe

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Sam : Dean, you can’t just use ‘I’ve got perky nipples’ as an excuse to get out of everything. They won’t let you go if you get arrested and use that as an excuse.

Dean : I’ll prove it...

*Dean gets himself arrested*

Dean : I’m sorry ma’am I’ve just got perky nipples

Officer : Oh my apologies.

*she lets Dean go*

Sam : Okay what the fuck did they do in hell to give you that kind of fucking power?!

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Bobby : this is a sign boys...

Sam & Dean : a sign of what?

Bobby : you two not even having half a brain cell.