Vorazun: I'd like to propose..
Rohana: [eyes widening]
Vorazun: ..an idea
Rohana, disappointed: Oh.
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@incorrect-starcraft-quotes
Vorazun: I'd like to propose..
Rohana: [eyes widening]
Vorazun: ..an idea
Rohana, disappointed: Oh.
Tychus: Am I going too far?
Jim: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now... you're going to prison.
Tychus: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Mat: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Tychus: Jokes on you, I can't do math
Valerian : I actually have a black belt.
Matt: In what, karate?
Valerian : No, from Gucci
Jim: Where are you going?
Sarah: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
Jim, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me...
Tychus, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK!!!
Tychus : *Screams*
Jim: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Egon: Should we do something?!
Rory, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
Alarak: Is it mine?
Artanis: No.
Alarak: Hm, yes I think its mine.
Artanis: Alarak, no.
Alarak: All is mine now.
Artanis: Alarak-
Tychus: *Gently taps table*
Jim: *Taps back*
Rory: Morse code.
Egon: What are they doing?
Tychus: *Aggressively taps table*
Jim: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
Raszagal: I tried to booty call a man and he said he would but he ate too much spaghetti. Zeratul: You know how it is with spaghetti.
Artanis: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergarteners, or..
Alarak: I want to fight kindergarteners.
Artanis: Wait, I haven't finished yet
Alarak: Those kids are getting destroyed.
Tychus: This is such a bad idea.
Jim: Then why are you coming along?
Tychus: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Rohana: Fuck me if I'm wrong..
Alarak: You are wrong.
Rohana: But I didn't...
Alarak: Wrong.
Alarak: Bad things just keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Vorazun: Alarak, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things are happening to you, is because you are a dumbass.
Mat: We need a distraction.
Jim: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Tychus, whispering: My time has come
Valerian: Let's go out and get waffles! You like waffles right?
Horner, completely monotoned, without looking up: More than live itself.
Karax: I think Alarak was right.
Vorazun: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Artanis: He wouldn't do that.
Alarak: You're right, Artanis. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Alarak: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Alarak Told You So' on the back*