100% Accuracy @incorrect-starcraft-quotes - Tumblr Blog

Vorazun: I'd like to propose..

Rohana: [eyes widening]

Vorazun: ..an idea

Rohana, disappointed: Oh.

#submission #vorazun #Rohana #StarCraft

Tychus: Am I going too far?

Jim: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now... you're going to prison.

#submission #jim raynor #tychus #Terrans #Starcaft 2 #tychus and jim raynor

Tychus: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Mat: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Tychus: Jokes on you, I can't do math

#submission #tychus findlay #mat horner #terran

Valerian : I actually have a black belt.

Matt: In what, karate?

Valerian : No, from Gucci

#submission #Matt Horner #Valerian mengsk #terran #StarCraft 2

Jim: Where are you going?

Sarah: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.

#submission #sarah kerrigan #sarah #jim #jim raynor

Jim, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me...

Tychus, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK!!!

#submission #jim raynor #tychus findlay #terran

Tychus : *Screams*

Jim: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Egon: Should we do something?!

Rory, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

#submission #jim raynor #tychus findlay #egon stetmann #rory swann #terran

Alarak: Is it mine?

Artanis: No.

Alarak: Hm, yes I think its mine.

Artanis: Alarak, no.

Alarak: All is mine now.

Artanis: Alarak-

#submission

Tychus: *Gently taps table*

Jim: *Taps back*

Rory: Morse code.

Egon: What are they doing?

Tychus: *Aggressively taps table*

Jim: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

#submission

Raszagal: I tried to booty call a man and he said he would but he ate too much spaghetti. Zeratul: You know how it is with spaghetti.

#submission

Artanis: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergarteners, or..

Alarak: I want to fight kindergarteners.

Artanis: Wait, I haven't finished yet

Alarak: Those kids are getting destroyed.

#artanis #Alarak #StarCraft

Tychus: This is such a bad idea.

Jim: Then why are you coming along?

Tychus: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

#submission

Rohana: Fuck me if I'm wrong..

Alarak: You are wrong.

Rohana: But I didn't...

Alarak: Wrong.

#submission

Alarak: Bad things just keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Vorazun: Alarak, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things are happening to you, is because you are a dumbass.

Mat: We need a distraction.

Jim: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Tychus, whispering: My time has come

#submission

Valerian: Let's go out and get waffles! You like waffles right?

Horner, completely monotoned, without looking up: More than live itself.

#submission

Karax: I think Alarak was right.

Vorazun: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Artanis: He wouldn't do that.

Alarak: You're right, Artanis. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Alarak: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Alarak Told You So' on the back*

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

100% Accuracy