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@incorrect-superjail-quotes
Rip when this blog was active. It'll probably only become active again when mod Ashii or I watch the show again to refresh the characters to keep them in line for what they would say in the quotes.
If you would like to follow our main blogs please feel free to do so!
Mod Shady: @shadymsn
Mod Ashii: @patchouli-rolling
Jared: Ew, a dead spider.
Warden: Oh my god, kill it!! ...Wait...
Mod Shady here! Sorry I’m not super active on here or in the sj fandom in general. I still love the show to death but posts from me will probably be pretty rare.
I hope you all have a great night!
Warden: Hey Alice wanna talk about your feelings?
Alice: No.
Jared: I do!
Warden: I know, Jared
Jared: I'm sad.
Warden: I know, Jared.
Warden: Did you fall from heaven because you remind me of Satan~
Future Warden: Okay that was good
I adore your account
Thank you so much! ;0;
Alice: alright go ahead and introduce yourselves.
Jared: hi my name is Jared with a b, and I've been afraid of insects my whole li-
Alice: stop stop stop. where?
Jared: hm?
Alice: where's the b?
Jared: there's a bee!??
Warden: *Sneaks into Jared's office while he's sleeping and fires a gun*
Jared: *falls out of bed while having aneurysm* THIS IS WHY ALICE DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU
I've read ur whole blog I love it so much thank u
It's our pleasure. I'm happy you're enjoying the blog. 💕 - Mod Ashii
Jared: Who are these guys
Warden: These are the last eight guys in the jail that don't realize I suck at basketball. So here's what gonna happen: I finally mastered my running hook shot so when we go to pick teams I'm gonna hit that shot. Then you say “I pick that guy” at which point Alice is gonna page me and I'll say "Crap, I've gotta go." And you'll go "Damn, we just lost the best player out here." And then there will be eight guys in the jail who think I'm good at sports and word will spread.
Jared: When do you find time to process the inmates?
Warden: Between these thoughts.
Paul: Wanna see a picture of my cock?
Nicky: HELL NO.
Paul: *slides him a picture of a rooster* Picture of my cock.
Nicky: That's a chicken, motherfucker!
Jean: Paul, your only skill is illegal in 26 states.
Paul: It’s 27. Arkansas buckled.
Warden: What are you thinking, Jared?
Jared: *holding a knife, thinking to himself* I could jam this through the soft spot on his temple then slit my wrists with it before anyone got in here to stop me.
Jared: The usual, sir.
Warden: Well, you'd never do it! You don't have the guts.
Alice: Wait, are you getting off on the danger of the situation?
Warden:...... Maybe
Warden: An apple a day keeps any one away, if you throw it hard enough!
