𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖖𝖚𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖘

none of the quotes are mine (for those i have sources, i mention them on the ht!!)

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marcus, to esca: babe you're so worth it

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esca: i dont vomit from drinking

esca: i vomit when i think about life

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marcus: i need you

esca: for?

marcus: ever

esca, voice cracking: oh

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marcus: *stands outside esca's window with a sign that says "date tonight?"*

cottia, leaning out the window: oh my god, yes!

marcus: no! tell esca!

cottia: esca, i'm going on a date with your boyfriend!

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esca: i want to show you a photo from last night that really upset me

marcus: okay but in my defense, cottia bet me i couldn't drink all the shampoo

esca: no that's not what i-

esca: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?????

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placidus: you convince yourself that you're though

placidus: and straight

marcus: i am though

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esca: you gotta learn to love yourself

marcus: ?????? don't you hate yourself

esca: yea but this is about you stay focused

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marcus: esca talks in his sleep sometimes, it's adorable

esca, sleeping: fight me... you motherfucker... square up... i think the fuck not

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esca: obviously, i wear the pants in this relationship

marcus: oh, you think that if it keeps you happy

cottia, shouting from another room: he would be happier if neither of you were wearing pants!

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esca, to cub: and now boy, it's time to make daddy proud

marcus: yes, sir

esca: i could not have been more clearly talking to the wolf

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marcus: i do what i want!

cottia: i'll call esca

marcus: no. wait—

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esca: i regret giving you that blender

marcus, drinking a sandwich: why??

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marcus: i need you to swear—

esca: fuck

marcus: i meant like a promise but ok

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esca: mom raised a depressed homosexual, not a bitch

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marcus: my sexuality doesn't define me

esca: hey, how are you?

marcus: gay

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marcus: i never thought i'd say this, but i think i know what's going on inside your head

esca: oh, well then welcome to the Terror Dome

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marcus, upon meeting esca for the first time: isnt the idea supposed to be 'you saved my life i owe you a debt'?

esca: nope. other way round. you saved my life, so now i'm your problem. if you dont like it, then kill me

marcus:

esca: the gods wanted me dead, now you get to find out why