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What’s ur favourite post that you’ve made?

i won't lie this was actually a tough one !!

but i think the blad moronsexual post lives in my mind a lot so that may at least be a good contender. the al post about scythes also felt like a match made in heaven and is infinitely more in-character so that one deserves a shout out too

#(quickly skims through my archive because i could remember like maybe 3 or 4 total posts)#still landed on those 2 as my favs tho... such is life.. 😔#ALSo. also the klinsy/neville one abt strawberry milk. i think abt that one more than i should w specifically them #not a quote

(Pelusa voice) normalize killing anyone that even slightly annoys you

#the legend of dark witch #tlodw #the legend of dark witch 2 #tlodw2 #pelusa

Zizou: how many swords do you have?

Cholesy: sword of a lot

Zizou: blocked.

Cholesy: parried

#the legend of dark witch #tlodw #the legend of dark witch 3 #tlodw3 #zizou olympia #cholesy

Klinsy: i’m CRYING. you made me CRY.

Blad: Baby

Klinsy: No, now is not the time for pet names.

Blad: No, I’m calling you a baby.

Blad: I’m insulting you

#the legend of dark wtich #tlodw #klinsy #blad #(this probably couldve been so many other characters but i must keep at it w the blad/klinsy propaganda)

Mari: I poisoned one of our drinks but I can’t remember which

Litty: With the way this date is going I hope it’s mine

#the legend of dark witch #the legend of dark witch 2 #tlodw #tlodw2 #mari #litty

HI UM THIS IS RANDOM BUT I LOVE YOUR ACCOUNT

THANK YOU !! ITS ALWAYS NICE TO HEAR THAT ! sorry its p much always dead at this point though my funnyman juices have run very dry 😔

#all of this blogs activity is just ppl who get on a random kick for the series and then spam my notifs and im sitting there like #i will die for you now also i am so sorry #been thinking abt the series a fair bit myself lately tho so maybe ill see if anything comes to mind soon #....also i dont remember the tagging system for this blog at all i am gonna have to fix that for this later whoops

Rio: hey

Cholesy: not in the mood today Rio

Neville: seriously.... read the mood Rio

Rio: sorry guys

#the legend of dark witch #tlodw #the legend of dark witch 3 #tlodw3 #rio #cholesy #neville

(Al voice) nobody knows where i came from i just showed up one day and started doing my thing and the gods were like who the hell is that we didnt invite them

#the legend of dark witch #tlodw #al

Wonder Girl: idk how i’d survive without water

Day: you wouldnt

Wonder Girl: haha. sometimes i feel like that too. glad someone likes water as much as i do :)

#the legend of dark witch #tlodw #the legend of dark witch 3 #tlodw3 #wonder girl #day

(Litty voice) due to personal reasons, i’ll be going back to sleep

#the legend of dark witch #tlodw #the legend of dark witch 2 #tlodw2 #litty

Klinsy: strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry but it sure tastes like pink

Neville: tea

Klinsy: girl it’s milk

#the legend of dark witch #tlodw #klinsy #neville #(dusts off this blog really quick except probably itll die again anyways)

Mati : I will give you 200.000 syegas if you manage to live one night in a mansion filled with monsters. Can anyone make it through ?

Zizou :…I hope that place has Starbuck

Klinsy : Blad…I’m scared

Blad : For the Syegas, no monster can scare me

Al : I can probably make that a place of interest and earn even more syegas. Yay!

Sola : There’s no proof that monsters exist, and I will prove it

Stoj : Monsters ? Where ? Where ?

Palpene : *pretend to be tough* I’d love to, but I have to stay in Post-maths city. Maybe I will join next time…or maybe not

Riva : I will show those monsters who is the boss there !

Verri : *sigh* Since princess Riva will be there, I will follow too…Hope I will have my payment raised

Icke : Monsters ? Ha! I will see about that

Hebert : An interesting place. I hope my study there would be fruitful

Urken : I hope that place isn’t dirty. This coat is expensive, you know ?

Mari : Uweeeheeheehee ^w^

Rudy : Yayyy, more friends !

Kuito : Fineee…. I hope there are shampoo and hot water there. My hair needs special treatment

Litty : …Maybe I should pretend to be a monster, scare you guys out and win that sweet reward

Codino : Once I get that sweet reward, I will ask Sola to go dining with me in the most expensive restaurant of Liana

Pelusa : C'mon, can you choose a more exciting place ?

Franzer : Question : Can I anschluss it ? For the sake of Germa Empire

Day : That sounds stupid.

Cholesy : As long as it has wifi connection and electric sockets, I can live there for months

Rio : Oui Oui ! Can I sign in ? I am ze très puissant person so those monsters won’t be able to scare me !

Neville :…I think the monsters will be freak out of you instead, Rio. Also as long as it is quiet enough for me to read books, I will join

Teddy : Maybe I can recruit some jobless Fae and Beastmen for my factory chains. I will show them the sweet nectar of Capitalism !

Miah : Treasure await ~ Are there any valuable things there ?

Seama : Hope it isn’t too dampy there. My machines hate dampy places

Wonder Girl : Justice will never be afraid ! The Hero who will save the world from evil shall not back down !

Zanetti : I want to leave Mary subway for a while anyway, so yeah

Claudia : Oh dear, does it need some decor ? I can make a flower bed and we can sleep with each other for a night, sweetie <3

Patty : Sounds like a sweet deal ! I hope there will be a lot of powerful monsters so I can train there

Brujita : EEEEHHHH, LADY SIMEONEEEEEEE

Simeone : Hah, I shall recruit them for my army. That will be one step further for my plan to revenge against humanity

Teseo: So e-gurl, u wanna have a Smash Bros Melee match ? Cholesy: 1v1, no item, fox only, final destination.

#the legend of dark witch #tlodw #tlodw3 #cholesy #crossover #azure striker gunvolt #submission #(im personally not familiar with the series but i looked up who teseo was and tbh this doesnt seem like a half bad crackship)

dark-witch-zizou

This one was fun to make

#i really like how shes smiling in the 2nd half as if she still thinks its funny and honestly? thats in character #blad #klinsy

Neville: There are three eternal things in this world: Time, space and Rio whenever she talks

#the legend of dark witch #tlodw #the legend of dark witch 3 #tlodw3 #neville #submission #(with very small edits for the sake of formatting so hopefully thats okay !)

Blad: name one mean thing i have said or done ever

Klinsy: you convinced me eggs weren’t real

#the legend of dark witch #tlodw #blad #klinsy

Screw the rules !

Zizou : Wait, you have just summoned a bunch of monsters Riva ( unbound ) : Yeah, so ?

Zizou : That’s against the rule !

Riva ( unbound ) : Screw the rules I have butterfly wingz

#the legend of dark witch #tlodw #zizou olympia #riva #submission #i actually like how this has a title bc that really makes it fit the aftertalk kind of vibe i was going for with this blog

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