Incorrect Usogui Quotes

The characters are already stupid enough that the blog just writes itself.

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Kyara: I accidentally ate Marco’s potato chips, how long do you guys think I have to live?

Rodem, from behind Kyara: Ten.

Kyara: Ten what?!

Rodem: Nine.

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Gonen: Idiot.

Baku: I’ve been called worse.

Gonen: Like what?

Baku: Your son.

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Nanpou: I should turn you in right now.

Kadokura: You wouldn’t, would you?

Nanpou: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t.

Kadokura: Because I’m…. cute?

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Mirei: I just want to hear three little words.

Shion: . . . !

Shion: I love you.

Mirei: No, try again.

Shion: . . . I will behave.

Mirei: Good!

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Baku: I trust Marco.

Kyara: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Baku: I wouldn’t go that far.

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Voja: “Bai Long”? Sounds like a creep.

Vincent: You can’t judge someone based on their name.

Voja: Sure you can. “Voja”. Cool name. Cool girl.

Voja, gesturing to Caracal: “Billy Craig”. . . I rest my case.

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Kyara: Oh, it hurts!

Baku: What?

Kyara: The sound of Kaji talking!

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Marco: Marco has “edge”...

Kaji: You really don’t. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I’ve ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

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Manabe: Tatsuki, I told you this morning. No Heelys on the dinner table.

Tatsuki: You said breakfast table.

Manabe: It’s the same table.

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Kaji: This is fucking terrible.

Baku: It’s the opportunity of a lifetime to be here.

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Kadokura: Hey guys, I’m back.

Nanpou: I literally saw you die! You died. You were dead.

Kadokura: Death is a social construct.

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Kadokura: I heard that Sadakuni likes mysterious guys.

Mekama: Oh, okay.

[Later]

Sadakuni: Where are you going?

Mekama: That’s none of your business, Sadakuni-sama.

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Hal: You owe me, like, a dollar.

Baku: You’ll have to kill me for it.

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Caracal: Listen here you son of a bitch!

Kyara: Don’t you dare talk shit about the old lady!

Caracal: I was talking about Bai Long.

Kyara: Fair enough, carry on then.

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Bai Long: These days, everyone is too worried about hurting someone’s feelings. When I was young, there were no feelings.

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Mekama: This is terrible! This is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me!

Kadokura: Even more embarrassing than-

Mekama: Let’s not do this.

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Baku: I’m done being careful!

Kaji: You think you’ve been careful up until now?