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what's everyone's favorite musical

OH IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS QUESTION

tori would like waitress don’t even try to tell me she wouldn’t.

cat’s would be six.

trina would like mamma mia because BOPS!

jade’s favorite would be rent because she has taste but also maybe into the woods

andre would really like the last five years because it’s really good musically and the story is sad but in the way that makes you think

robbie’s is dear evan hansen. it just has to be.

beck’s is hadestown 100% he has those vibes

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this got reblogged back into my notes and i’m here to say that i was wrong and that beck and jade need to switch— jade would like hadestown, beck would like into the woods. also cat and trina need to switch cat is mamma mia, trina is six. i am very smart okay bye

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robbie: we’ve known each other for a long time, right? you’ve come to respect me.

andre: sure.

robbie: well, get ready to stop.

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jade: god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight.

beck: so a vampire?

jade: i’m not a vampire, i have blood.

beck: is it your blood?

jade: it is blood, yes.

beck: is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

jade: it’s blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood.

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jade, trina, and andre: *screaming*

tori, running into the room: what’s wrong, andre?!

trina: why are you only asking andre?! we’re all screaming!

tori: because andre doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. you two scream whenever you have the chance.

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trina: tori just banned overly specific nicknames. i guess we can all thank rat snitch robbie the good time ruiner for that

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andre: that’s it! you’re all grounded!

andre: *points to robbie* no video games for you.

andre: *points to cat* no baking for you.

andre: *points to tori* no music for you.

andre: and… *looks at jade* ...is there anything that you love?

jade: revenge.

andre: no vengeance for you.

jade: i was gonna say “i’ll get you for this,” but i guess that’s off the table.

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trina: when i get murdered, make sure it’s unsolved.

beck: what?

trina: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.

beck: let’s go back to the “when i get murdered” part.

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trina: anybody under 5’7” can’t be talking about fighting anyone. like, what are you gonna do? headbutt someone in the nipples?

jade: say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

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jade: don’t worry, i’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

robbie: i think you mean cards.

beck: she did not.

jade, pulling out knives: i did not.

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hey i would just like to remind u guys of the no nsfw rule !! that goes for both quote submissions and asks!! no issue if u didn’t realize just thought to remind everyone!

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jade: it’s not my birthday

beck: it’s definitely your birthday

jade: it’s not, give me a calendar and i’ll prove—

jade:

jade: nevermind, happy birthday to me then.

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robbie: are you really judging me?

beck: you’re eating three day old birthday cake for “4 pm breakfast”

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tori: why are you like this?

trina: like what? charming? devastatingly beautiful? genius? you’ll have to be more specific.

tori: an asshole.

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andre: hey, robbie, do you think i could fit in a dryer? jade doesn’t think i can.

robbie: i don’t know, let’s -

beck: let’s, and i cannot stress this enough, NOT do that when we get home.

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cat: they don't even have a dalmatian here.

beck: would you stop with the dalmatians already?

cat: i'm just saying. it would be nice to see one in its natural habitat.

beck: they're not indigenous to firehouses, cat.

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andre, holding a python: guys i impulsively bought a snake, what do i name him

beck: you did WHAT???

jade: william snakespeare

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officer: you’re under arrest for having three people on a motorcycle.

jade: shit.

andre: wait three?

trina: OH MY GOD, ROBBIE FELL OFF