Incorrect Voltron Quotes

Things one of the Paladins of Voltron absolutely said at one point.

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Coran: Nobody calls Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe a liar!

Lance: Nobody's got the time.

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Coran: Guess what I got!

Pidge: A woman?

Keith: A real job?

Lance: Some friends your own age?

Coran: No!

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Season 3

Keith: Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?

Lance: Go ahead.

Keith: Be careful. Don't die.

Lance: Great. We're all bloody inspired.

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Garrison Era

Hunk: Why do you have tampons in your boot?

Pidge: Uh... I get really bad nosebleeds.

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Zarkon: Lotor, look in the mirror. You know what I see? I see a strong, confident, handsome young man.

Zarkon: Oh look, you're here too.

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So yeah starting tomorrow I'm gonna reblog a couple of my earliest posts that didn't get much love

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Pidge: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so im starting a kickstarter to put him down

Pidge: the benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less

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Pidge: Wait, do you guys know anything about chicks?

Lance: Fowl? No.

Lance: Women?

Lance: ...no.

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It's not that I don't like children. It's that why would you be a dad when you could be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebeling against their fun uncle.

Shiro

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Lance: Want some chocolate milk?

Keith: No thanks, I'm twenty-one.

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Honerva: Do you know what the question I’m asked most often is?

Allura: “Will you please leave the premises?”

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I’ve noticed you’re one of the only quotes pages I see on Instagram so don’t worry too much also I don’t know how much you normally tags but I find that those help a lot (((especially ship tags if ur willing to go there)))

Wow I had no idea I was on Instagram

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So

With the Netflix premiere of 3 Below comes the return of Steve Palchuk, which means I get to play another round of "let's listen to Keith's VA say stuff he would never logically say". This'll be fun.

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Zarkon: I did my best raising you. All the other Galra dads laughed behind my back. You should thank me.

Lotor: THANK you?! (punches him across the room)

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Keith: My mother is Galra. She's a member of the Blade of Marmora. So am I.

Lahn: The mutinous blades have all but perished. Are they so diminished in numbers that they're forced to enlist a half-breed and his mommy?

Shiro:

Not yet, Keith.

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This show has been so close to my heart these past few years, and even though there were times where it frustrated me I am so glad to have been able to experience this fantastic show.

All the characters have found a place in my heart forever, and while this adventure of a show and fandom will always be with me, it still hurts to see it end

I'm gonna miss Voltron with all my heart, I’m so grateful for all the lessons the show (and the fandom) have taught me so and will continue to teach me even when its over.

its been an honor flying with you all.

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Coran: Don't you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Shiro: I never had one.

Coran: ...An imagination or a childhood?