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Anatole: Fedya, think about this. I'm your hottest frie- No, Hélène. I'm your nicest frien- No, Pierre... I'm your friend!

Nikolai: What's in the suitcase, Dolokhov?

Dolokhov: Vodka.

Denisov: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?

Dolokhov: No! There's mixers as well, I'm not a savage.

Hélène: I would say I outdid myself but... I'm always this good.

Hélène: I simply did myself.

Nikolai: What was that? Who said that? Bolkonsky, was that you?

Andrei: And what if it were?

Nikolai: We'll I'd-...

Nikolai: I'd simply ask you to rephrase that criticism-

Hélène: What are we doing?

Pierre: Wasting our lives.

Hélène: ... I meant for lunch.

Anatole: You fight like my sister!

Dolokhov: I've fought your sister, that's a compliment!

Nikolai: Ah, man. That Fyodor Dolokhov can do anything.

Natasha: Except pass that breathalyzer.

Dolokhov: But... we may as well, maybe, just go. Give me a chance to practice my massive aggression.

Hélène: ... Passive aggression

Dolokhov: Passive... aggression, I know.

damn remember when i had a life and i wasn't doing this type of shit.........

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