Incorrect Wizarding World Quotes

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[discovering Fluffy]

Harry Potter: What the hell is that!?

Hermione Granger: I once read about it in a book, but I can’t remember the name!

Harry: Never mind! I don’t care what it’s called. Just hit it!

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Alastor Moody: I'm told that you are a trouble-maker, you are arrogant, impolitic, and utterly incapable of keeping your opinions to yourself.

Sirius Black: Arrogance implies that I exaggerate my own worth. I don't.

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I must say, I’m not angry. I’m disappointed. And on second thought, I’m angry.

Lord Voldemort

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James Potter: You think something might have happened to Sirius?

Remus Lupin: No, I think he might have happened to someone.

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Dumbledore’s really into being cryptic, isn’t he?

Hermione Granger, when Harry describes any conversation he’s ever had with Dumbledore

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Salazar Slytherin: We at Hogwarts School are...

Rowena Ravenclaw: You at what?

Salazar: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Rowena: Hogwarts?

Salazar: We spent millions on that name, Rowena. Start liking it or start packing.

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Dolores Umbridge: Are you trying to show contempt of the law?

Harry Potter: Well, I’m not trying to conceal it.

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All right, so I’m a coward, the point is I’m still alive!

Peter Pettigrew

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Harry Potter: There’s only one way you’ll ever get this prophecy from me. You’ll have to kill me.

Lucius Malfoy: Well, if I must.

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Hermione Granger: What’s the plan?

Harry Potter: I improvise.

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Severus Snape: Lily will never love me.

James Potter: So sad. And yet, so true.

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Ron Weasley: You’re Harry Potter?

Harry Potter: Yeah.

Ron: The Harry Potter?

Harry: No, just a Harry Potter; didn’t you hear I come in six packs?

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Voldemort could have eyes and ears everywhere. Of course, not literally. That would be gross. And unhygienic.

Luna Lovegood

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Remus Lupin: Loyalty really isn’t high on your list.


Peter Pettigrew: Oh, is that right? I’ll have you know that I am damn loyal, dumb ass.

Remus: You betrayed me. You are betraying me now even as we are talking.

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What do you need to have explained this time?

Hermione Granger, to Harry and Ron every damn day

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Harry Potter: So magic is real. Which makes you a... what?

Rubeus Hagrid: A wizard.

Harry: Like Gandalf?

Hagrid: No, not like Gandalf.

Harry: In what way?

Hagrid: I’m not a fictional character.

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Minerva McGonagall: The glass protecting the displays in Dumbledore’s office is spell-proof.

Sirius Black: Maybe. But is it Marauders-proof?