Incorrect a Court of Thorns and Roses quotes

Things that were definitely said in the A Court of Thorns and Roses series

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Amren: Look, you didn't ask me for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway.

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Rhys: Can I ask you a dumb question?

Amren: Better than anyone I know.

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Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. Status: Shocked & upset.

Rhys (via incorrectacotarquotes)

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Nesta: Have you no control over these idiots?

Rhysand: None, whatsoever.

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Azriel: You know, anybody but me would punch you right in the head.

Cassian: Which is why you are my best friend!

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I bear it so they don’t have to.

Rhysand

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Feyre: Why is your back all scratched up?

[Flashback to Rhys chasing a raccoon after Feyre told him to leave it alone]

Rhys: I'm having an affair.

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There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. I know. My toe has been on that line.

Cassian

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Feyre: That sounds like a horrible plan.

Azriel: Oh, we've had worse.

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Cassian: You know what, bro?

Rhys: What?

Cassian: If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

Rhys: [clutches heart]... Bro.

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Feyre: How long does your ideal hug last?

Rhys: 32 to 45 minutes.

Feyre: That's impractical.

Rhys: You said ideal, not realistic.

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Feyre: No, it's cool. You guys got your little hero thing. I'm fine. I mean, I got better things to do than tag along with some supernatural rescue party.

Rhysand: You can join.

Cassian: [nods]

Feyre: Okay, but only because I lied about having better things to do.

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Mor: Feyre, you look anxious.

Feyre: It's the anxiety.

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Varian: You think I might tell everyone that you like to be the little spoon?

Amren: Everyone likes to be the little spoon! It makes you feel safe!

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Rhys: If I die, I wanna die smoldering hot.

Feyre: I wanna die ugly and bra-less.

Amren: I just wanna die.

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I would like to thank you all for showing up here today, but I won’t because you were required to.

Rhys [to the cadre]

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Rhys: Oh my god, I'm going to die.

Feyre: At this point, I've kind of passed the level where you're stressed and ascended into a higher realm. I am calm.

Rhys: I'm not. Fuck it, I'm gonna de-stress by singing the song of my people.

Feyre: [sigh] Do you have to? There are people right there and this is the fourth time this week.

Rhys: Screw you, I do what I want. [Collapses onto the floor and screams at the ceiling]