#source: icarly

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Scarum: There are no yellow foods. Sagax: What about corn? Kroova: Bananas? Triss: Squash. Shogg: Butter. Scarum: Scarum: Lemons.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Buckler: Guess what's in this box? Diggs: Donuts? Buckler: No. Diggs: Muffins? Bucker: No. Diggs: Corn dogs? Buckler: No. Diggs: Chocolate? Buckler: No. It's not food. Diggs: Then who cares?

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Romana: Is that cheese? Leela, holding a big block of cheese: Thirty pounds! It’s for my camping trip. Romana: Cool. Who else is going? Leela: Me, Ace, and these two crimnals we met on Gryben.

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Romana: You bought a taco? Leela: Yes. Romana: From the same truck that hit Narvin? Leela, with a mouthful of taco: Well me starving isn’t gonna help him.

[eeveelutiongirl2026]

Toothy: You bought a taco? Handy: Uh huh. Toothy: From the truck that hit Cuddles? Handy: Well me starving’s not gonna help him!

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

Sandbar: I'm gonna teach you guys about sculpting. Which, of course, is art. Now, I think of art as a physical expression of emotion! So let's start by talking about the emotions you guys are feeling right now!

Smolder: Stabbing.

Sandbar: Stabbing isn't really an emotion, it's more of an activity… That I hope you don't do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.

Smolder: Well maybe I feel STABBY!

Sandbar: …… So, sculpting. Why don't we come up with an idea for a sculpture we can all build together?

Smolder: A knife.

Sandbar: No!

[incorrect-night-world-quotes]

Ash: Mary-Lynnette is a very sophisticated woman. I can't have her thinking I spend my time hanging with vampires doing goofy stuff.

Quinn: That's like all you do.

Ash: Yeah, but I can't have her thinking that.

[torchwood-99]

Nesta: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Rhys: No, I said "Nesta, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.