Things Alpha Drive One Definitely Said

For comededic purposes only! Here there be ships, so stay away if that bothers you.

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Sangwon: What’s the name of the man who lives two doors down from us? Xinlong: His cats’ names are Walter and Rose Sangwon: That’s not what I asked Xinlong: That is the information I have

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Anxin: Hao-ge has these really strong opinions about things. Go on, ask him about something no one should have an opinion on! Junseo: What's the worst multiple of 4? Arno: 12, obviously

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Sangwon: Good morning Junseo: Good morning Xinlong: Good morning Sanghyeon: You all sound like robots, spice it up a bit! Anxin: MORNING, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Anxin: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap? Arno: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security

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Sangwon: Your smile? It makes my day Leo: Your happiness? I live for that Anxin: A room? Fucking get one

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Junseo: Longie, do the thing Xinlong: *Smiles* Junsei, clutching his chest: Ohmygod

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Arno: Fun Christmas idea - I've hung mistletoe around the dorm and company building, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under there Leo: So like........mistlefoe? Arno: Yeah! Sanghyeon, walking off: GEONWOO, YOUR HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED-

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Leo: *Sees the dorm is flooded* Okay, okay. The only explanation is that I'm still asleep, and dreaming that the dorm is flooded. What could it mean? What could it mean? Sanghyeon, floating by: It probably means you're under a lot of stress because this isn't a dream and the dorm is flooded

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Leo: This date is boring Sangwon: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store Leo: Then why did you invite me? Sangwon: I didn't. I specifically said "Don't come with me," but then you said, "Fuck you, babe, I do what I want!"

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Geonwoo: Do you wanna go and get lunch? Xinlong: Oh, I already ate with Anxin, but what do you want? Geonwoo: ... Geonwoo, pouting: Loyalty

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Anxin: How superficial do you think I am? Arno: Intensely

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Leo: Are you watching porn? Sanghyeon: No, I use Geonwoo's computer for that

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Leo: You have to apologize to him Arno: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you became friends with!

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Sangwon: You'd better stop raising your voice at me RIGHT now Manager: Or what? Sangwon: I’ll... I’ll cry! Do you really want to be embarrassed right now?

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Junseo: I once quoted a viral TikTok in front of Sanghyeon Junseo: No one will ever believe him, and now he lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet Junseo, grinning: It’s delightful

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Leo: Oh, shut up, I wasn't THAT drunk Sangwon: You tried to colour my entire face in with a highlighter because you said I was important Leo: BUT YOU ARE

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Anxin: The craziest thing just happened. Our maid told me the apartment is haunted Xinlong, eyes wide: PACK YOUR BAGS! NOW! Anxin: What, why? Xinlong: We don't HAVE a maid!