Incorrect Alita Quotes

Incorrect quotes for Alita: Battle Angel and Battle Angel: Alita/Gunnm, since I haven't seen any blogs like this in this fandom

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Kaos Nova: To this day I wonder what my parents were smoking when they named me.

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Ido Daisuke: There's no alcochol in this! Are you trying to poison me?

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Aga Mbadi: What could go wrong?

Velma, Zekka, Ping Wu, Super Nova: Hopefully everything.

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Alita: You're not just trying to destroy the Malchizedek?

Ping Wu: Of course not! Now, come on, Nova! The Malchizedek and Trynidad won't destroy themselves.

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Marge: Flan is life, fuck my waistline!

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"It's not self harm if you call it a self-vivisection!"

- Desty Nova

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Mui: Wow. Once again, I am under attack simply because I have taken the lives of innocent people. How inconsiderate of you.

Alita: You tried to have me and Erica sacrificed when we were kids.

Mui: Now you're just being rude.

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Koyomi: I'm too young to die or get married and I'm too old to eat off the kids menu. What stupid age is this?

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Jean Vares: I ain't payin' for that! I'll perform my own brain surgery!

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Nova: Are we soulmates in every universe?

Ido: We're not even soulmates in this one!

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Ido being captured by Nova and Eelai

Ido: Alita! Save me!

Alita: Do they hurt you?

Ido: Worse. They're into me!

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Alita: Are we going to Zalem?

Ido, sorting pamphlets: I have a pile here that says NO and another pile that says NO.

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What do you crave more than anything else?

Ido: Stability and someone who would love me no matter what.

Jashugan: Peace of mind, knowing Shumira won't be left alone after I'm gone. That and an epic final victory.

Shumira: Chocolate chip pancakes.

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Kaos: As it turns out, I am also capable of badassery.

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Kaos: What am I? Well, according to my parents, a massive disappointment.

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Eelai: That’s the problem! I never learned how to deal with perverts. I never had to, I was always the worst one in the room.

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Letters to Santa

Alita: "Dear Santa. I need something that will help me get to Nova"

Nova: "Dear Santa. I need something to help me steal Alita's heart"

Santa: Aww, those two must really like each other! :)