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@incorrectanti-coswanquotes
Anti-Cosmo: I just realized something. I had a bad childhood.
Anti-Wanda: Yeah, I know.
Anti-Cosmo: What do you mean you know?
Anti-Wanda: Look at ya, hon. Look at how you are always conspirin´ against the world. People who had good childhoods don't conspire like that.
Anti-Cosmo: Now what do we do?
Anti-Wanda: Panic?
Anti-Cosmo: *sigh* That's your answer for everything, Dear--
Anti-Cosmo: Oh, Anti-Wanda, no anti-fairy woman had been good to me, without you know…
Anti-Cosmo: Wanting something in return because of my fortune.
Anti-Wanda:Umm, w…well, I was goin' to ask you for a glass of water but I already feel guilty.
Anti-Wanda: Oh, how nice to see the moon together as a family.
Anti-Cosmo:
Foop:
Anti-Wanda: Sorry for losin' the castle keys hahaha
Anti-Cosmo: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Anti-Wanda: Panicking Three words
Anti-Cosmo:
Anti-Wanda: nervously approaches anti-cosmo Please, tell me it was a dream that we got married yesterday and...I became queenie of the anti-fairies.
Anti-Cosmo: cleans his monocle with amusement I would, but then I would be lying to the queen of ALL Anti-fairies.
Foop: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Anti-Wanda: Umm…No if they consent to it.
Anti-Cosmo: Depends on who you're stabbing, son.
Anti-Cosmo: If it's Jorgen, it's okay.
Jorgen: What the hell?! Of course it's not okay!
Anti-Wanda: Aww, cozzie. When I hug ya, yar heart beats really fast.
Anti-Cosmo: Ah, it's the tachycardia.
Anti-Cosmo: From drinking too much sugary tea.
Anti-Cosmo: texts to anti-wanda I wish to kiss you, my dear clarice.
Anti-Wanda: texts back then kiss me, my evil king. 😚
Anti-Cosmo: Hey! why when we're in person you don't respond to me like that?
Anti-Wanda: HaHaha
Anti-Cosmo: Yeah, sure. Laugh.
Anti-Wanda: Pinning down anti-cosmo Don't call me kitty!
Anti-Cosmo: Okay, I won't, dear…
Anti-Cosmo: struggles and pin down her in return. Kitty.
Jorgen: If you two kiss, I'll vomit.
Anti-Wanda: it's kinda cold.
Anti-Cosmo: Here, Clarice! Take my coat.
Anti-Wanda: I love ya, Cozzie
Anti-Cosmo: God, we are such the…perfect couple.
Sanderson: Looking at HP I'm cold too, sir.
HP: Well, damn, sanderson. I can't pay to the weather.
Anti-Schnozmo: Whispering to anti cosmo Tell her 'You have beautiful eyes'
Anti-Cosmo: Exactly, you finally have a good idea.
Anti-Cosmo: Turns to anti-wanda
Anti-Cosmo: smirk I have beautiful eyes.
Anti-Wanda: ???
Anti-Schnozmo: Whispering again exasperated You damn narcissist. Hers.
Anti-Cosmo: Sorry, I mean…your eyes are beautiful, not mine. Mine aren't bad but I bet you can see with yours.
Anti-Cosmo: approaches anti-wanda camp Please forget this wildlife nonsense and come back with me, Clarice. The castle is not the same without you.
Anti-Wanda: I can't, I live in harmony with the forest now, dear.
Anti-Wanda: If ya want, sit down and eat with me the fruit that nature has given us today.
Anti-Cosmo:
Anti-Cosmo: Marshmallows?
Anti-Wanda: Nature has certainly been generous today.
Peri: Talking on the phone Hello, are you the anti-fairy version of my mother wanda?
Anti-Wanda: Yes, why…?
Peri: Well, from now on I'm going to be your son too.
Anti-Wanda: What do ya mean by that?
Peri: I told your son to be friends and he told me that he sees me as a twin that he hates.
Anti-Wanda: Don't yell at me
Anti-Cosmo: sigh What did you say to your dad, my beautiful girl?
Anti-Cosmo: Better??
Anti-Wanda: smile happily Much better!
Anti-Cosmo: Tell me then
Anti-Wanda: I told him we were married.
Anti-Cosmo:
Anti-Cosmo: I TOLD YOU TO TELL HIM THAT ABOUT OUR COUNTERPARTS, DON'T US--
Anti-Wanda: I love you.
Anti-Cosmo: Really, Dear?
Anti-Cosmo: smile smugly Why do you love me?
Anti-Wanda: blushing bashfully I love ya and that's all, damn it!
Anti-Wanda: Ya want to know everythin'.
Foop: Father, why does mother call you babygirl?
Anti-Cosmo: How about we stop talking.