Incorrect AquaThunder

incorrect quotes involving aquaman x thor aka aquathunder aka arthor

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Thor: Do you like me?

Arthur: Yes.

Thor, pouting: Really?

Arthur: You really think I would keep up with all of your bullshit if I didn’t love you?

Thor, blushing: You just said you love me.

Arthur: We’ve been dating for three years.

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*Arthur is away, in the ocean*

Thor: I eat cheerios because they’re heart-healthy and my heart has been severely damaged.

Thor, tearing up: So, Arthur, if you’re out there-

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Arthur: I love you.

Thor: I love you more!

Arthur: Don't start a fucking battle you can't win.

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Thor: I have high standards.

Arthur: [smiles]

Thor: Oh, he's meeting all of my standards.

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Arthur: If I run and leap at Arthur, he will almost certainly catch me in their arms.

Arthur: GANGWAY! [runs at Thor]

Thor: WAIT! I’M HOLDING MEAD!

Thor: [drops mug of mead and catches Arthur]

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Thor: Weird. All my shirts are disappearing.

Arthur, wearing Thor's shirt for the 5th time in a row: Spooky.

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Thor: how do you want your coffee?

Arthur: as dark and bitter as my soul

Thor: one vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped cream coming right up

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Thor: Our first year as a married couple and we’re still in love.

Arthur: In your face, those who said we wouldn’t last a year!

Orm: I stand by my wedding toast!

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*Thor loses Arthur while navigating the crowd*

Thor: Has anyone seen my partner?

Random Stranger: What do they look like?

Thor, sobbing: BEAUTIFUL.

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Thor: Arthur and I slept together.

Loki: And?

Thor: I thought you would be a little more shocked.

Loki: Oh, sorry.

Loki, (fake) shocked: And?!

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Arthur, realizing Thor is worried about him: Nothing’s never happening to me. Never.

Thor: I know. I’m- Wow, you phrased that weirdly.

Arthur: I may have a concussion.

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Thor, carrying Arthur bridal style: WE’RE GETTING MARRIED!

Bruce: Did they just…?

Tony, pouring scotch: Tomorrow’s problem.

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Tony: I can’t believe you and Thor broke the bed last night!

Clint: Must have been a wild night.

Arthur: Haha… Yeah…

[last night]

Thor, drunkenly swaying: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the flying ceiling!

Arthur, equally drunk: Try me.

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Arthur: So cute…

Thor, smiling: Thank you!

Arthur, gay panicking: I was- I was talking about the- [points at the little ball of fur in Thor's arms] the kitten.

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Thor, laying next to Arthur who's asleep: Nice.

Arthur, still asleep: [cuddles closer to Thor]

Thor, holding back tears: N I C E

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Barry: Why are you being so nice to Thor?

Arthur: Because I’m a good person, and I’m polite and nice to everyone.

Barry: You’re in love with him, aren’t you?

Arthur: Yeah, 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺, I’m in love with him.