Incorrect Attack on Titan Quotes

I don't speak Japanese, for all I know these are correct and the sub and dub are just messed up

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Erwin: Baby.

Levi: Fellow associate.

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Hanji: If you love milk chocolate, but don’t like dark chocolate, you actually like sugar more than chocolate.

Levi: If you like pickles, but don’t like cucumbers, you actually like vinegar more than cucumbers.

Erwin: If you like roasted chicken, but not raw chicken, you actually like the heat from your oven more than chicken.

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While you studied the blade

Armin: I studied the blade too, we were classmates.

Jean: Hey bro, do you know if there’s any blade homework due tomorrow?

Mikasa: You didn’t know? The head of the man who killed your father is due tomorrow by noon.

Sasha: You think the teacher will accept late work or-

Eren: Aw man, I’m gonna fail my revenge arc.

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Gravity Falls Characters as Vines

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Armin: Oh fuck I have to protect my trans sisters and brothers and others

Armin: [pulls out two swords and just starts swinging]

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Hanji: We have fun, don’t we, Eren?

Eren: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Christa [to Ymir]: I love you. Not in a lesbian way. But if you asked me to make out with you, I totally would.

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The thrilling trilogy

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Friendly reminder that Touya is blonde in the manga.

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Armin: Some people give off a vibe like, “do not fuck with me.”

Armin: My vibe is more like, “hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”

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Eren: You are so ugly, I’m sorry.

Jean: It’s okay you didn’t choose to be blind.

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Jean: You have really great hair.

Mikasa: Thanks, I grow it myself.

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Sasha: Why get thinner when you can eat more dinner.

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Mike: You know you can die from that, right?

Levi: [smoking a cigarette] That’s the point.

Erwin: [drinking alcohol] We’re trying to speed this up.

Hanji: [Eating raw cookie dough and nodding]

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Armin: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!

Eren: [Struggling to hold a seagull] Fucking say that next time!