Incorrect Quotes of Azeroth

Incorrect quotes from characters from the World of Warcraft universe

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Umbric: If I were the last person on earth, would you date me? Rommath: If you were the last person on earth, I wouldn't be alive.

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Nathanos: I'd like to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Sylvanas: I wake up at 5am every day to go hunting.

Nathanos: I'd like to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Anduin: Wow, this sucks. I’m gonna kill—

*remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health*

–you.

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Odyn: God is no longer with us, I’ll take over.

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Wrathion: Guys, I have a question. Sabellian: kys <3 Wrathion: I love you too. Ebyssian: Ah, yes. Siblings.

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Alexstraza: :) Vyranoth: >:( Alexstraza: Turn that frown upside down! Vyranoth: ):< Alexstraza: Not sure what I was expecting…

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Lilian Voss: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

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Arator: trying to buy a Father's Day card Arator: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Associate: Well, I- Arator: How about "You banged my mom?" Associate: No… Arator: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Arator: writes You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

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Vyranoth: This might be the worst thing you’ve ever done.

Fyrakk: Really? I feel like I’ve done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.

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Turalyon: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Alleria: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game… Xal'atath, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Alleria: I was actually going to say Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

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Turalyon: I care too much about other people’s feelings. It’s always been my fatal flaw.

Arator: I don’t think—

Turalyon: Not now, Arator. I’m growing as a person.

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Rommath: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly…

Rommath: I’d be broke.

Rommath: I’m perfect.

Rommath: Later, losers.

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Khadgar: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Maiev: Please, just say fuck.

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Bolvar: What did you two do? Nazgrim: Whitemane: Bolvar: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Rommath: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I was busy doing...things. Umbric, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I also got caught up doing things. Dar'Khan: Huh, Umbric was late too. What a coincidence!

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Astalor: You are not worthless. Organs are extremely expensive on the black market.