Jinyoung: *holding a broken coffee machine* Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know
CNU: I did it, I broke it
Jinyoung: No, no you didn't. Sandeul?
Sandeul: Don't look at me! Look at Baro!
Baro: What?! I didn't break it!
Sandeul: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Baro: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Gongchan: If it matters, probably not but... Hyojung was the last one to use it
Hyojung: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!
Gongchan: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Hyojung: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that Gongchan!
CNU: Let's not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it Jinyoung
Jinyoung: No! Who broke it?!
Baro: Jinyoung, Hyojin's been awfully quiet...
Jinyoung, in another room: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war-paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick
Jinyoung: Good, it was getting a little chummy around here