[When Luuk first came on loan]
Luuk, to himself: The important thing is that I'm just temporarily working with this team. I'm not going to get attached.
Barcelona players: Hi, Luuk!
Luuk: Okay, so step one failed.
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[When Luuk first came on loan]
Luuk, to himself: The important thing is that I'm just temporarily working with this team. I'm not going to get attached.
Barcelona players: Hi, Luuk!
Luuk: Okay, so step one failed.
Pedri: were you dropped on your head as a child?
Gavi: bold of you to assume I was even held
Pedri:
Nico:
Ferran:.
Eric: Gavi, we've talked about this
Gavi: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Eric: Why?
Gavi: Pedri fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Ferran: Pedri doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
Eric: What’s your blood type?
Gavi: How would I know?
Eric: How would you not?
Gavi: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?
Eric: You don’t know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?
Nico, in a training: Alright, listen here you little shits.
Nico, turning to Gavi, Ansu and Pablo Torre: Not you guys, you're angels and I'm glad you're here.
Eric: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Pedri?
Pedri: No.
Gavi: I do!
Eric: I know, Gavi.
Gavi: I'm sad.
Eric: I know, Gavi.
Gavi: I'm small, but knowing.
Eric: You don't even know what the top shelf looks like...
Gavi: ... bitch
Pablo Torre: wanna hear a joke?
Pedri: I'm more into dark humour...
Pablo Torre: (turns off the lights), so the joke...
Lewa: Why is Ansu crying?
Gavi: Well, he told me that an onion is the only food that makes him cry.
Lewa: (motions for Gavi to continue)
Gavi: So I threw a watermelon at him...
Gavi: You lying, cheating, piece of shit.
Pedri: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks they can get away with everything they do. Welcome to the real world/
Gavi: I'm leaving, DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!
Eric, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now...
Nico (through video call): I left instructions for everyone for while I'm out on loan.
Gavi: Um, mine just say, "don't."
Nico: And I want you to apply that to every idea you have.
Pedri: *loses Gavi in a crowd*
Pedri:
Pedri: finally.
Pedri: Why are you on the floor crying?
Riqui: This book is just so SAD!!
Pedri: That's my diary.
Eric: you know Gavi can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching him.
Gavi, blowing an airhorn directly in Eric’s face : GET FUCKED
Nico: Remember what I told you.
Pedri: Don't be a cunt.
Gavi: I was arrested for being too cool,
Ansu: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Eric: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Gavi: ..We're on the ground floor
Eric: I know but I want a dramatic exit.