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Jean Grey: I don't play favorites.
Kitty Pryde: Then how come Rachel gets an allowance?
Illyana Rasputina: Rachel gets an allowance? How come I never got one?
Scott Summers: Because Zatanna gives you money, and she's rich.
Kate Bishop: Can I have an allowance?
Kitty Pryde: Do you even go here?
Julio Richter: Hang on, Rachel gets an allowance? I have to pay to be here!
Madelyne Pryor: That's a swear jar, there's a difference.
Steve Rogers: So I know I was really drunk last night but. Tell me I did not proclaim myself king of the ducks.
Sharon Carter: Well I would tell you that, but then I'd be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Dick Grayson: Truth or Dare
Tim Drake: Truth. I got nothing to hide
Dick Grayson: How many hours have you slept this week?
Tim Drake: ...Dare.
Dick Grayson: Go to bed.
"I'm not an e-girl, I'm a milf."
— Zatanna Zatara
Robbie Reyes: Is something burning?
Daisy Johnson, trying to be cool: Just my love for you.
Robbie Reyes: Daisy, the toaster is on fire.
Danny Rand: Do dragons fart fire?
Tony Stark: I don't know.
Danny Rand: I thought you went to college.
Loki Laufeyson: Stark, my old friend!
Tony Stark: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Loki Laufeyson: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Sharon Carter, coughing up blood:
Steve Rogers: Don't die, Sharon!
Sharon Carter: Don't tell me what to do!
Julio Richter: I know one person who finds me funny!
Zatanna Zatara: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Julio Richter: Okay then I'm out.
Dinah Lance: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Oliver Queen: Being a fish.
Dinah Lance: Well, shit.
Gabby Kinney: Can I have two straws with that milkshake?
Olivia Queen: Aw, Gabby, you don't have to-
Gabby Kinney: With two straws, I can drink it twice as fast.
Illyana Rasputina: Be myself? Guys, I have one day to win over Donna's sisters. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Kitty Pryde: Couple weeks.
Jean Grey: Six months.
Julio Richter: Jury's still out.
Cassie Sandsmark, to Miguel O'Hara: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.
Clint Barton: Can you pass the salt?
Natasha Romanoff: Can you pass away?
Clint Barton: Too much salt.
Tim Drake: I can't imagine what Steph is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
Daisy Johnson: Pay me.
Robbie Reyes: I don’t owe you anything. What am I supposed to pay you?
Daisy Johnson: Attention.
Bucky Barnes: Steve, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Steve Rogers: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.