Incorrect Blind Channel Quotes

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Blind Channel Moodboard #1

Werebear!Tommi

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Olli:Can I borrow five dollars?

Tommi:If you’re only borrowing it,does that mean you’ll pay me back?

Olli:Of course.

Olli:Not directly,but with my love and affection.

Tommi:So that’s a no.

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Niko,to The Rest of the Band:And remember,if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Santeri,to The Band:None of you know what propaganda is,do you?

Olli:I think it’s when a British person takes a good look at something.

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Joel:Do I sound smart,or am I smart?

Tommi:You sound unbearable,to be perfectly honest.

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*At The Pool*

Niko:HELP!

Niko:I’M DROWNING!

Tommi:Calm down,we’re only in six feet of water.

Niko:NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Niko:Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Niko:And atoms never touch each other.

Niko:So in my defense,Santeri,I did not punch Joel.

Santeri:

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Aleksi,facedown on the floor:I wanna die.

Joel:We all do,you aren't special.

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Niko:Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Olli:420?

Niko:No,that’s really immature of you.

Niko:Someone else guess,and please take this seriously.

Joonas:69.

Niko:Yeah it was 69.

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Tommi:I can't take you seriously wearing that.

Niko:Aw,you take me seriously at all?

Tommi:Fair point.

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Olli:Why can’t we all just get along?

Niko:Because most of us are assholes,Olli.

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Olli:Are you sure Tommi's even gay?

Olli:He barely even looked at me.

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Joel:Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into finishing the song?

Niko:Do it,or you're straight.

Joel:I said peer pressure,NOT THREATEN!

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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Aleksi:Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Tommi:It would instantly cauterize the wound,so the person wouldn't bleed,so it's not very useful.

Niko:If you want information it is.

Olli:Why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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*(T)error Twins in High School*

Joel,to Joonas:I'm not a gynecologist,but I know a cunt when I see one.

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Niko:Arson?

Niko:Oh,you mean 'crime brûlée'.

Santeri:

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Joel:Hey,how did my phone break?

Olli:You were drunk yesterday.

Joel:And?

Tommi:You threw it.

Joel:Why?

Niko:You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming 'FLY DAMN YOU!'.

Joel:And why didn’t you stop me?!

Joonas:We were busy laughing our asses off.