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Ryan Tepera: Whoa, he’s being a little…
Danny Barnes: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?
Ryan Tepera: I was gonna say “cray-cray.”
Marcus Stroman: You - You’re mad at me.
Troy Tulowitzki: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
Marcus Stroman: Oh come on, everyone knows that’s worse!
Randal Grichuk: This plan seems complicated.
Kevin Pillar: To be fair, you also once said that about an orange.
Randal Grichuk: They don’t make sense!
Randal Grichuk: Apples you eat their clothes, but oranges you don’t?
Marcus Stroman: You're trying to use my ego against me.
Russell Martin: I didn't think it would work.
Marcus Stroman: No, it worked. I'll do it.
“Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That's how we got Marco.”
- Aaron Sanchez
Troy Tulowitzki: Why do humans have so many emotions?
Kevin Pillar: What?
Troy Tulowitzki: You only really need two. Anger, and confusion.
Josh Donaldson: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.
Devon Travis: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?
Josh Donaldson: I said a lot of other really nice things. Toughen up, nerd.
“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.”
- Josh Donaldson
Marco Estrada: Hey kids, I heard in the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way from New York City.
Aaron Sanchez: ...
Aaron Sanchez: You serious, Marco?
Devon, we may be horribly mangled, but there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.
Troy Tulowitzki, probably.
Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.
Steve Pearce
JA Happ: You want a ticket, wise guy?
Marco Estrada: I'd love one. To the North Pole, please!
Aaron Sanchez: Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Marcus.
Marcus Stroman: I didn't send you a Christmas card, Aaron.
Aaron Sanchez: Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?
Kevin Pillar: Josh, what's the meaning of Christmas?
Josh Donaldson: [bursts through the Christmas tree] VENGEANCE!
Josh Donaldson: [calmly] Er, I mean... presents, I suppose.
Troy Tulowitzki: Did I have a crush on Josh? Of COURSE not.
Devon Travis: Uh... I didn't ask you that.
This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my team back?
Ryan Goins
I just like to smile. Smiling's my favourite!
Devon Travis