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things they may not have said, but probably should have.

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Ryan Tepera: Whoa, he’s being a little…

Danny Barnes: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?

Ryan Tepera: I was gonna say “cray-cray.”

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Marcus Stroman: You - You’re mad at me.

Troy Tulowitzki: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Marcus Stroman: Oh come on, everyone knows that’s worse!

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Randal Grichuk: This plan seems complicated.

Kevin Pillar: To be fair, you also once said that about an orange.

Randal Grichuk: They don’t make sense!

Randal Grichuk: Apples you eat their clothes, but oranges you don’t?

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Marcus Stroman: You're trying to use my ego against me.

Russell Martin: I didn't think it would work.

Marcus Stroman: No, it worked. I'll do it.

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“Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That's how we got Marco.”

- Aaron Sanchez

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Troy Tulowitzki: Why do humans have so many emotions?

Kevin Pillar: What?

Troy Tulowitzki: You only really need two. Anger, and confusion.

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Josh Donaldson: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.

Devon Travis: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

Josh Donaldson: I said a lot of other really nice things. Toughen up, nerd.

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“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.”

- Josh Donaldson

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Marco Estrada: Hey kids, I heard in the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way from New York City.

Aaron Sanchez: ...

Aaron Sanchez: You serious, Marco?

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Devon, we may be horribly mangled, but there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.

Troy Tulowitzki, probably.

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Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.

Steve Pearce

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JA Happ: You want a ticket, wise guy?

Marco Estrada: I'd love one. To the North Pole, please!

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Aaron Sanchez: Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Marcus.

Marcus Stroman: I didn't send you a Christmas card, Aaron.

Aaron Sanchez: Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?

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Kevin Pillar: Josh, what's the meaning of Christmas?

Josh Donaldson: [bursts through the Christmas tree] VENGEANCE!

Josh Donaldson: [calmly] Er, I mean... presents, I suppose.

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Troy Tulowitzki: Did I have a crush on Josh? Of COURSE not.

Devon Travis: Uh... I didn't ask you that.

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This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my team back?

Ryan Goins

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I just like to smile. Smiling's my favourite!

Devon Travis