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Hi there, my names Rowan! They/Them It/Its ACAB. BLACK LIVES MATTER. DEFUND THE POLICE Follow me @Staticx0 for any art I might post!

[dyke-in-crisis]

am I the only one that imagined minkowski as a big butch lesbian and was heavily heartbroken learning she has a husband

[poisongardenz]

listening to episode 56 of wolf359 and thinking about hera's humanity.........her own self-identification with a 'human' name and she/her pronouns, how characters (pryce, rachel, etc) that don't see her as a person degender her as a method of dehumanization......anyways what i'm saying is this AI is trans <3

[io-and-ox]

Okay I really badly want some lose variation of the following to take place in the near future:

Juno (and Co.) are in a sticky situation, pinned down or captured, and it's looking pretty bad when suddenly some of the aggressors/gaurds run past, absolutely tweaking out. Babbling, saying utterly wack shit and shooting at nothing until they've taken each other out or collapsed.

Enter random stranger, seeming very pleased and here to help (unties them or whatever)

Everyone is like, who are you? And Juno is like [gritted teeth] Slip Jackson.

Just, IMAGINE.

(Bonus points if Slip says he was tipped off/sent by Nereyev and reacts to Juno with (A) no recognition whatsoever or (B) 'so you're the detective I've been hearing all about. Thought you'd be shorter')

[ashesoriley]

Nureyev on his way to rescue his dear detective, dumping an entire bucket of cologne to make sure Juno smells it

[of-swords-and-princes]

I MUST KNOW WHAT PETER NUREYEV'S COLOGNE SMELLS LIKE

[blue-mood-blue]

Speaking of Nureyev and his cologne…

Assuming he doesn’t have a safe house (or several) somewhere, assuming 99.9% of his possessions on the Carte Blanche were removed, incinerated, pulverized, or otherwise trashed - was it a deliberate choice to keep the cologne on him?

Was it a deliberate choice to keep the cologne on him specifically for an opportunity such as this, to give Juno just enough of a hint that he's there without having to reveal himself, say anything, or otherwise admit to his own existence??

I can't decide if the idea makes me want to laugh or cry, but it does put in my head the imagine of Nureyev standing in an empty room and looking down at a little bottle in his hand, considering.

[into-the-clintoris]

Lol episode 420

[flintmirandas]

PETER NUREYEV NATION HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WIN

[bluntandsaucy]

sorry i Can’t Function peter nureyev happened

[fredrikswrites]

*kicks down door* Excuse me, do you have some time to talk about our lord and saviour Peter Nureyev ?

[skimtyy]

I SMELL HIM

[50der-deactivated20230421]

✨☕️Tea party🫖✨

!!Original picture!!

[jennerallydrawing]

my oogly booglies

[podcastsaregay]

Warren Kepler @ the plant monster

[stolligaseptember]

"i'm sick!!!"

"i caught it from her!"

oh, Big Siblings Behavior

[minloveskis]

minkowski voice eiffel you and hilbert are sus. i’m voting both of you off there will be no imposters in my crew

[dream-to-be-frog]

i love out of the loop. i love jacobi. the one where you’re just cukoo for coco puffs? and eiffel going like i WILL gag you and hera is like shut UP jacobi

[blacklight-garage-deactivated20]

I still can't get over this one file I had on Stardew Valley where I was married to Shane and one morning I woke up and HE CHANGED THE BEDROOM FLOOR TO STONE BRICKS OVERNIGHT!

Immediately, I was like "what the FUCK?!" but I kept it like that cause I like to think he worked really hard installing those bricks and not waking up the farmer during the process