incorrect opm quotes

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[ohnofreyo]

ajsklajaj a little doodle thing of @incorrectcapedbaldy 's post?????????

Poor sonic, got hit in the sperm sack

I miss vine

[akiutus]

Based on this:

@incorrectcapedbaldy

I couldn't resist

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Unofficial official joined the fandom last week when I decided to binge One Punch Man. And boy was it a wild trip 😔💖 I love it here and I love your blog aha — I’m all on board with the Shitty Teen Squad and them incorrect quotes.

Omg that’s great! Welcome to the fandom. 😌 Support the Shitty Teen Squad they need all the help they can get. 😭💕

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Saitama: Guess what I’m about to get!

King: On my nerves.

Saitama: No! Some great bargains!

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Employer: Welcome to your interview, what's your name?

Saitama: Hired.

Employer: You're hired?

Saitama: Thank you, I look forward to working with you.

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Genos: You can't make everyone like you, you're not Saitama sensei.

Badd: What? Not everyone likes Saitama.

Genos: Who doesn’t?

Badd: Well, maybe—

Genos: Names, Badd, I need names.

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Badd: I think I’m gonna dump him. He's too immature.

Genos: Yeah, remember when he got excited that he could drink two Capri Suns at once?

Garou, walking in holding three Capri Suns: Babe you’re not gonna fuckin’ believe this.

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Genos: Sensei, are you okay?

Saitama: No but thanks for trying.

Genos: What?

Saitama:

Saitama: What?

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Saitama: Who killed this?

Sonic: You weren’t very concerned about the last one that you saw.

Saitama: This...what? You killed someone?

Sonic: Wh—YES. YES I DID.

Saitama: ...niiice.

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Garou, about the many kids he adopts runs into: I don't have a favorite child. I hate them all equally.

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

King: You flirt and kiss for what? Sex? Love? Pathetic.

Genos: To level my charisma stat.

King: Ah, a gamer. You may pass.

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Garou: Language is weird. “You ain’t shit” and “you are shit” are both insults.

Badd: But “you are the shit” is a compliment.

Genos: It’s three in the morning. Please go to sleep.

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Badd: Yoink is the opposite of yeet.

Garou: But it’s just as fast.

Genos: IT’S ALMOST FOUR AM, GO TO SLEEP.

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Garou: The opposite of firefly is waterfall.

Genos: STOP—

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Garou at Starbucks, one week after joining the Shitty Teen Squad: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh...seven espresso shots?

Badd, behind him: Holy fuck, just do cocaine.

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

ive never even gave much thought to shitty teen squad but now that ive read ur quotes i dont even knOW WHATS HAPPENING TO ME I LOVE THEM

I love them so much! Just thinking about them makes me feel so many dang emotions. :0 I don’t know whether I should feel happy or mindblown about their goofy yet wholesome dynamics!

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Badd: I know we don’t see eye to eye on things—

Garou: Yeah because you’re too short.

Badd:

Garou:

Badd:

Garou: Okay continue.

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Flying attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured.

Garou, smirking and looking at Badd:

Badd: What the fuck are you looking at?

Garou, giggling: Do—do you feel safe—HA—

Badd: Fuck you.

[incorrectcapedbaldy]

Saitama: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

King: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Saitama: Spiders.

Fubuki: Wasps.

Genos: Terriers.

Garou: Badd.