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"The problem with internet quotes is that you can't always depend on their accuracy." - Carmilla, episode 7

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Ell: Carmilla murdered me and ruined my life!

Laura: Cool motive, still murder.

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Carmilla Karnstein has been undead for 226 slutty, slutty years.

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So, I made Google Translate sing Love Will Have Its Sacrifices.

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Happy movie in a few days, guys!

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I learned how to die a long time ago.

- Carmilla

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Your rigid code of honor, which drives me nuts, makes you a wonderful human being and I'm proud to call you my friend, and don't ever change.

Carmilla to Laura

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My name is LaFontaine. You possessed my friend. Prepare to die.

LaFontaine, episode 28

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Carmilla: I could strangle you right now.

Danny: You aren't tall enough.

Carmilla: You've sunk low enough for me to reach.

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Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Laura seeing the Dean

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Laura: It's do or die.

J.P.: Hey, I've died twice.

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you: shitposting blog with no original content

me, an intellectual: incorrectcarmillaquotes

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I'm high as shit and I read that quote you posted from the dean "never gonna give you up never gonna let you down" and I fucking Thoth it was real oh my fucking god

i’m glad you’re fucking the egyptian god of knowledge i think that’s really impressive

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Her full name is Melanippe Callis!! Mel's name is as awesome as she is :D

thank you!!!

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Guess who's back back back back again? The Dean's back back back kill a friend

The Dean, season 3

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Friendzoned again.

Danny, season 3, episode 8