overheard in a dark laboratory

Would you put it past these mad scientists to have said this?

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Nurse Hypochondrianna: "I wish I could 'I'm just a girl' my way out of this, but unfortunately I have a degree and am good at my job."

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Frankenstein: "I forgot what I was doing somewhere along the way. That's fine. Something will come of this."

The Creature: "My bride?"

Frankenstein: "Oh! A bride! Right, now I remember. Being unable to flee really does make a mess of the memory."

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West; "I have a sneaking suspicion that my reanimated corpses are unionisng. I'd be more annoyed of it didn't mean I was succeeding."

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Lanyon: "I hate having to admit that I'm invested in whatever weird things Hyde is doing at any given time, but it is always so impossible to guess."

Utterson: "He tried to trip someone down the stairs, but instead of them falling, he managed to fall and take a portrait hung on the wall with him."

Lanyon, groaning: "That's so funny I wish I didn't want to know about it."

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Jekyll: "So many things are weird right now, I can't even tell what is or isn't a Hyde thing anymore."

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Frederick: "I don't know what's going on right now, but I don't think anyone does so I should be in the clear."

Igor, rapidly approaching with a top hat and cane: "Figure it out later, we have to dance NOW!"

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Frankenstein: "It's only anxiety until I'm right, and then you'll see! You'll all see that I'm right!"

The Creature: "The one time you would ever be right."

Frankenstein: "Can you not be mean while proving my point?"

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West: "I didn't 'leave my Assistant behind at the scene of a crime', that sounds, like, mean or whatever. We were just, you know, strategically keeping our distance from each other to not seem suspicious. He's just doing it from a cage. Strategically."

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Frank N Furter: "Well, I did none of the things I planned to do today, but I did look fabulous so it was a successful day all the same."

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Frederick: "I've done it! The pinnacle of my career lies before me, I have surpassed my grandfather in design and substance!"

Igor: "Yeah and I guess Inga and I were just also here when you were doing all that. Fine. Fine, we have our own thing anyways."

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Nurse Hypochondrianna: "Is it not enough that I look good in my uniform and have a life outside of work? What do you mean I have to pretend to care about sick people too?"

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Frankenstein, looking at the Creature, so overtired he thinks anything is funny: "Well, if this science business doesn't work for me, I could get a fine job in sewing."

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Jekyll: "I'm so busy right now, I truly do not believe I could handle anything more."

Utterson: "So you-"

Jekyll: "Added several other commitments, yes."

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Assistant: "Thankfully I was able to get here in time."

West: "And regretfully, I am here also."

Halsey, suspicious: "Why regretfully?"

West: "No idea but it felt wise to be pre-emptive about these sorts of things."

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Stockill: "I don't think of myself as merely a god. That feels redundant. I am more than that. Better. Supreme, if you would."

Emily with a Y: "Oh come on man, if any of us said even half of that you'd have us in chains."

Stockill: "Double standards don't matter if I'm better than you."

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Moreau: "I don't think what I do should be considered deranged or distasteful. I'm the only one here, who could I bother?"

Guy that was turned into a snail: *moves an inch*

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Frankenstein: "I'm so glad I'm good at what I do and do not take notes. I'm sure that will translate well when it comes to creating a guy."