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The best of Yu-Gi-Oh part 2

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This isn’t new, but I realized that I never posted the image itself to Tumblr, soooo… Yeah. Here it is.

Anyway, this comic very unapologetically demands significant familiarity with Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series to understand, and for that I am sorry. In short, this is inspired by the lyrics for the theme music used for Season Zero (“Birdhouse In Your Soul” by They Might Be Giants) and Marik’s “pet” bird, Mr. Tweetums. If that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know, I don’t think I can help you.

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How far would you go to keep the promise to the one you love? By Araceli L

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Hey that's me! I wrote this! :D

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sorry if it’s already been done.

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sayahomu said:

pls do a yugioh thing where seto kaiba is named stanley klarence

God, I wish that was his actual name.

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Types of fanfic summaries and what they mean

First paragraph of the actual fic: I judge the whole fic by the first words and I assume you do too so here it is

"Just a series or drabbles/headcanons/prompts": Someday I want to write an incredible 200k fic but for now have fun going through all the chapters trying to figure out which one is the one you actually want to read

"Will X be able to find love before Y happens?" And other questions: I read entirely too many YA novels

Quote from the actual fic: I watch entirely too many movie trailers

"Basically just an X fic with Y characters": I can probably write a good summary if I cared a little more

Song lyrics: I have no idea how summaries work and I'm trying to be like the people with poem quotes

Poem quotes: either the best thing you've ever read or 13-year old English literature purple prose there is no in-between

Lol I can't do summaries: I'm not entirely sure if I want you to read my fic

"Wtf is this" or other author questioning themselves: it's either porn or crack

Explicit rated fics: listen my man I know you're not gonna really read the summary just read the tags and decide if my sin is the sin for you

Paragraph of tags and one line summary: ok listen I can't do summaries but I've got this ok IVE GOT THIS

dictionary definition: fluff or angst here you go

Either a meme or a tumblr imagine your otp: I was bored and I had emotions about my ship you can have emotions about them too

Paragraph from the source the fic is from: I've basically written my headcanon and made it prettier

"I'm so sorry" or "I cried while writing this" : I was in a sad mood and I needed a healthy way to release these emotions so now y'all get to suffer

No summary: it's either porn or a small drabble and it all depends on the word count

Actual fic summary: *rocks back on old wheelchair* listen kid *smokes cigarette* I've seen and read a lot of things *blows smoke* and I know it's hard but there's still hope in this world ok? *looks into the distance* also you might wanna read the tags because the chances of gore and/or character death being in my fic have gone from 0 to 75

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Can you recommend me some long SoMa fan fictions? I can't ever find any :(

Oh boy can I ever!

This is a fandom full of fantastic writers and I am bound to forget plenty, but let me give you a few places to start.

First, soulxmakafanfics is an excellent resource–they reblog a lot of great stuff.

Then I’d go for some of the big, old names in the fandom and just check out their stuff. We’re talking–

marshofsleep

poisonedscarlett 

lueurdelaube

victoriapyrrhi 

fabulousanima

chaoticlivi

raining-down-hearts

ilarual 

rebornfromash

odat 

smokeandjollyranchers

transmigratory 

tenbrisael

meisterful

awesomeasusual

I’m probably missing people–I’m always missing people–my mind is like a sieve and this fandom is full of quality.

There are also a lot of newer or less known authors I highly recommend looking at–they’ve written some of my very favorite things!

adulterclavis 

lucyrne

ladygraymk 

kittenintheden 

earth-shines

makapedia

l0chn3ss

therewithasmile

howlingmoonrise 

sojustifiable 

bendandcurl

redphlox

fullmetalgrigori  

sandmancircus

absolutrash

I’m sure there are people I’m forgetting. Lots and lots and lots of them. (Note: If you aren’t on my list and I’ve liked/reblogged/followed/favorited your stuff it means I just suck and can’t remember all the stuff I love not that I don’t love your stuff!)

I’ll also do a very short list of off the top of my head SoMa fics I love. This isn’t comprehensive–not even close I love a ton of things and forget what I love–just a few things I’ve enjoyed a lot.

Bones’ Fire and Light

RDH’s Dire Circus

Lu’s Red Silk

Jeb’s Lethal Weapon

Marsh’s If Only Tonight We Could Sleep

Kitten’s Budding Trees

Laura’s Serotiny

Ash’s Project Insanity

Scur’s How to Train Your Soul

Fab’s Internuntii

Livi’s Esperanza

Tenbris’ Staccato

Lisp’s Accelerando

GrayBones’ Dissonance

Sand’s Robots

Shu of the Wind’s Olive Man

Sojustifiable’s Strangers

Meisterful’s Law and Order: DCU

Odat’s Office Shenanigans

Smokey’s The Stand

Bendy’s Married

Lucy’s A Clash of Lightnings

Okay–there are many I could add, many more I’m forgetting, but I’m going to end this before it gets out of hand. My favorite authors list and favorite stories on FFN is much more extensive and representative, and doesn’t rely on my jumbled up memory.

You could also check out Resbang the last two years–so much quality.

Oh and definitely look at soulxmakaweek–ridiculous amounts of good soma from that.

Happy reading!

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I’ve been laughing at this for like 5 minutes

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Hehe, they’ll never see it coming.

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Match #315

David Bowie photographed by Masayoshi Sukita | Mars, image by NASA

More matches here

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when a friend does something nice for you for no reason

[negativereader]

Behold, the worst written line of all time:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

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Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.” -EL James Fifty Shades of Gray

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Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”

“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”

“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

[lonelyroad1988]

Cool rare Paul McCartney facts

1. He died in 1966 2. Death occurred for him 3. He was friends with john lennon until he died 4. The friendship ended in 1966 5. He played music and was even in a popular band but then he died 6. Before dying in 1966, he sometimes went for walks 7. The dead egomaniac was late for a meeting because he had to bathe- this event obviously occurred prior to his death. Which happened in 1966.

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here in my gar͙̟̗̳̲͠a͓̻̬̝ą̭͉̤aA͏̳̞̦ͅA̦̰͚̼͎͎̼A̴a̮͚̝̯͖͙a͡a̟̞̳̯̳̯̰a͙͕̙͚g͕̤̘͔e͓̖ͅ just bought this uh..new lamborghini here

fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills

but you know what i like a lot more thanKNOWLEDGE! this uh..new lamborghini here but you know what i like more than my new lamborghini here

my tedex talk where i talk about this ᶰᵉʷ ᶫᵃᵐᵇᵒʳᵍʰᶦᶰᶦ ʰᵉʳᵉ the ǝɥʇ the ǝɥʇ t̪͖̻͉h͈̳̖̪̥̬h̤̙̮̮̮͍̠h̺͈h̭̜̺h̦͙̹͙͉̘̲hh͇̺̖̣̪̦͙h͓̩͔͈͎̭͡h͈̜h̹̮̰̩̘͓̺͜ḩ̼̞͇̼h̻̬̦̺̫͇ḫ͙̣̟̪ in fact i’m a lot more proud of the 7 new hollywood hills that i had to get installed to hold 200 new lamborghinis (silence while mouth moves) THE it’s like the buffet warren billionare says: the more you earn the more you ＤＲＩＶＥ  ＵＰ  ＨＥＲＥ  ＩＮ  ＴＨＥ  ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ  ＨＩＬＬＳ

in fact. the real reason why i keep this lamborghini here..is the real reason i keep thisLAMBORGHNI here is that it’s a reminder, a reminder that drears still possible because it wasn’t that long ago that i was in a little lamborghini, sleepin, on bookshelves in the hollywood hills with only FOURTY Seven billion dollars in my bank account and only FOURTY Seven lamborghinis in my lamborghini account and only FOURTY Seven hills in my hollywood account and only FOURTY Seven tedex talk where i talk about warren buffet in my TEDEXTALK WHERE I TALK ABOUT warren buffet account. but you know what? something happened that changed my life. i bumped into a LAMBORGHINI and another LAMBORGHINI and a few more LAMBORGHINIS. i found 5 lamborghinis. i don’t call it money anymore i call it FUEL UNITS. you must have enough fuel units! you must have enough lamborghinis. you must Ć͓̣̟̥Ọ̠̬͕̠̺ͅN̝͢S͓̟̤͇͔͚̙T̬͉̝̙̘̟R̫̻U̬̱C҉̲̥̬̪̜T̖͇̗͟ͅ ̖͙̥͎A̺͓̮̥̼̜̘͢DD̸̜̦͙͉I̙̺͈̰T͎̫̺͙͖͖͉̕Ì̖O͎̞N͙͕̺͜A͉L̢̤͙ ̖̫Ṕ͚̼̭̫Y̛̭̳̭̖̲̗Ḷ̳͞O̴͍̳̖̟̭̖N̸̼͕̞͔̗̟̯S̼̪͍̲̪̥͘. i’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and uh..you’ll see there absolutely nOTHING

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