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Zee | Adult | Any pronouns | 🇲🇽 | English and Spanish |

[incorrectcq]

Diversity win, the reincarnated mutant Tudor queens are WLWs! And I 100% knew it was June 1st today

I've been meaning to draw something based on this post by @waterloobasin for a couple weeks now but I didn't have enough time until yesterday so here's the Mutant AU version of it.

Version without text and some thoughts under the cut.

I'm back at it again with the color coded stipes in clothes and I accidentally ended up with a new headcanon for Glowstick!Anne:

Anne's favorite comfort item is a denim jacket she got from a thrift shop that has 6 large pockets (The one in the drawing), when she bought it it was worn enough to be always soft to the touch even without the extra help of fabric softener, she really liked the texture and after a while she'd grab the jacket's collar and start chewing on it whenever she got antsy, it got to the point where the jacket was missing a rather large chunk.

Jane noticed and started looking for something else for Anne to chew on before she moved on to the other side of the collar (too late) and stumbled upon stim toys, she bought a few chewable items for Anne and bought fidget rings out of curiosity, one in silver for herself and one in blue because she had the hunch that when Cathy saw it she'd want one too (She was right, in fact Cathy ended buying a few more).

She also bought textile paint and a few brushes after she saw someone post a picture of a hand painted jacket, she didn't know what Anne would put in the jacket or if she'd even want to paint it but she wanted to take the chance to prevent her from ending up with a denim vest instead (As she had also started to chew on the cuffs of the jacket).

If Anne liked the jacket before she adores it now and tries to take it with her everywhere she goes, every time she can't wear it she needs to carry a backpack just for the items she usually keeps in her pockets.

The others joke she'll either wear the jacket until it biodegrades or will want to be buried in it.

[not-a-healthy-human]

I just thought of FB!Lina seeing the dark mutants (especially the other Lina, Anne and Kat) and going "Cruz cruz, que se vaya el diablo y venga Jesús" and D!Lina being very offended that they got called the devil

D!Jane: You do look like you crawled out of hell

D!Anne: Low-key giving Freddy Krueger vibes

D!Lina: >:/

D!Kat: Says Frankenstein's monster #1

D!Anne: Whose side are you on?

D!Kat: Mine :D D!Lina: I don't like your side D: D!Anne: I wish I could say the same, but the joke was epic XD FB!Lina: well, technically she is me, but like, at least put on a child friendly muzzle or something XD D!Kat: *Paints a smile on the muzzle* :D FB!Lina: No si, mejor XD

[incorrectcq]

Lady Mode: So, what do you want the mask to look like? I can make it like one of those embroidered face masks

D!Lina, showing her a picture: I want it to look like this, please

Lady Mode: Did you look it up on Google or did you take the photo yourself?

D!Lina: Google, why?

Lady Mode, pondering whether or not to tell her what it is: Just wondering...

[not-a-healthy-human]

I feel like it would be funny if the Six Mutant AU met the Dark Mutant Au. Like:

Dark!Cathy: *staring at other Cathy* you enjoy this???

slime!Cathy, in blob mode on the couch so she can read a book comfortably: You don’t?

-🫁

Weeel!

It would indeed be funny XD the darks would most likely freak out while the mutants are having the time of their lives thinking it was like when FP!Anna and I!Jane spar

Like the darks going for the kill while the mutants are fooling around

Like

D!Jane trying to go against I!Jane not knowing I!Jane is just as indestructible as she is

And GS!Anne running as fast as she can cuz now she has someone to compete with her while D!Anne is trying hard to not show how much chasing after her clone is really hurting

Thank you so much for the ask!!!!

[incorrectcq]

D!Anna, watching FB!Lina trying not to get fried by D!Lina: Now there's two of them!

[not-a-healthy-human]

Soooooooo The mutated queens are back with more chaos to come!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31679360/chapters/101817066

Have fun!!!

[incorrectcq]

I got the AUs mixed up and I was like "already" and then realized "Oh, the other mutants" XD

[not-a-healthy-human]

Cathy and Anne trying to teach each other how to speak Spanish and French and thinking it will be easy since both languages are romances

And then just growing more and more frustrated cuz they are alike yet we're heir rules are so very different that leading how to use verbs is a pain

Anne: so you use the imperfect past

Cathy: the one where I use two verbs?

Anne: ... No

Cathy: so, use the pluscuanperfecto

Anne: the heck?! I can't even pronounce that word!

[not-a-healthy-human]

Hello there, Here it goes! After a long time, I will finally update the dark mutant au!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I hope you enjoy it!!

[incorrectcq]

I just realized it's a bad idea to read while sewing but I love this

[wordfather]

[not-a-healthy-human]

Six headcanons based on my lab dissection works :D

Lina taking care of cutting through muscle and only muscle but getting startled and stabbing her eye

Jane: *eyes equipment wearily* *accidentally gets a cut with a sheet of paper but never with the blade XD*

Anne: *disects eye without gloves, (somehow gets it right although messy)*

Cathy: *disects eye with double gloves and keeps her workplace free from any humours spilling*

Kat would make so many eye puns while dissecting her eye (you didn't see that coming! Eye see the artery! There's so much humour, this cow must have been a comedian)

Anna asking if anyone wants eye tacos and laughing at the collective no's coming from everyone

Anne popping one of the extra eyes to see the humour flow out

Jane taking a pic for each and every step of the procedure

Cathy: mine had pretty eyes, could get lost in them

Kat: kinda smells like seafood... Now I'm hungry

Lina having to redo her work like 7 times because certain someones (Anne, anna and kat) keep startling her when she's trying to cut through the muscle

Anna being the top eye provider (no one knows why or how she has that many eyes)

Can you tell I loved this lab? Can't wait for when we get to stab eachother with needles to practice getting blood tests

[not-a-healthy-human]

If I was an anime, I'd be Naruto But season 1 ep 1 As in Failing my classes and barely holding it together :)

[incorrectcq]

Me too and I started a week ago

I have a headache from trying to figure out if there's a difference between "semántica" and "semanticidad" and I still have no clue and am 80% convinced it's the same thing

[incorrectcq]

Assert dominance over the ghosts haunting your home by making them think you're nuts enough to continuously break smartphones.

@gold-star-for-cathyparr, turns out I had an idea for a different AU that had nothing to do with ghosts yet it was called "Ghost AU" that I didn't remember and yesterday I found a couple sketches and this doodle of Cathy so I'm thinking about repurposing this design for her.

[not-a-healthy-human]

So, @incorrectcq and I started joking about Jane seeing ghosts one day, and now we're here

Anyway! Here it is!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37312348

Hope y'all like it!! :D

[incorrectcq]

The typical dead cousins

[incorrectcq]

What a lovely family reunion!

@gold-star-for-cathyparr I love how Anne is mad at Jane, Kat is happy that she's there and Jane is panicking in the middle of a graveyard because she can see ghosts apparently.

[not-a-healthy-human]

I had never tried to draw on my desktop computer and for a thing that is supposed to withstand the programs I'll need for college that thing crashed 4 times in a span of three hours and in one of them the program I use to draw was the only thing it was running.

Maybe I almost fried it, maybe it was a sign to work on Kat's design for the ghost thing, what's fried right now is my brain but I finished the sketch and now it's just lines and coloring :D

Maybe ghost Kat went in your laptop and fricked it up

XD

She went "No mi ciela, aquí mando yo" And made it crash

[incorrectcq]

She was like "It's my turn to be a ghost!"

[b4bysitter-deactivated20210208]

shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

[b4bysitter-deactivated20210208]

Y’all are just reblogging this at the speed of sound tonight

[beaniebaneenie]

Since it’s almost valentines day, and this message is about to get hammered in even more, reblogging this again.

[not-a-healthy-human]

More teeny Kat for y'all ;)

Continue with the problems

Chapter 15/2

[incorrectcq]

Let Anna beat Henry with a stick

[vaguelyominouscoconuts]

The line "Everybody wants to know who's the most important wife, and they've been arguing about it for centuries. We've heard it all" implies that the queens have been around for the past 500 years to hear all the people arguing about them. This means that either:

A: They came back to life immediately after their deaths and have been living among us this whole time

B: They've been reincarnated 16 billion times

C: They've been ghosts this whole time

or D: They've been listening in from the afterlife or smthn

In this essay I will-

[incorrectcq]

I go with a mix of C and D in my head because I like the idea of them like being in an afterlife for a while and thinking "Oh, after all the things I've been through I can finally rest in peace" and the universe is like "Yeah... no, you're kinda stuck between this and the world of the living" so they go roaming around as ghosts from time to time and hearing people dissing them and then they're reincarnated and are like "Ok, the fact that I thought life could be easier now does not mean I wanted to experience it".

That way they have to adapt to both having bodies that they need to nourish and such again after centuries of being spirits and to living in the present.

Also all the ghost jokes and puns they could make.

A is very interesting as well and B is just hilarious, after the 30th time they're just annoyed that they can't stay dead.

[not-a-healthy-human]

Me: So I have two laboratories and community service

My friend: you went to jail?!

Me: The class!!

My friend: Oh XD

[incorrectcq]

How do we know you're not in house arrest?