Incorrect Death Parade Quotes

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Mayu: I want to make out with him and chew his eyebrows off!

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Decim: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Clavis: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Chiyuki: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Decim: Even more humiliating than-

Chiyuki: Let's not do this!

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Ginti: Any questions?

Random Guest: Are you always such a dick?

Ginti: Yes.

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Clavis: Oculus yelled at me today. That was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.

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Quin: I wanted to make fun of people while getting drunk. My two true passions.

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Oculus: Thanks for agreeing to see me.

Nona: I didn't. You just walked in and started talking.

Oculus: I don't have time for a history lesson.

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Decim: If I'm going to bond with her, I'm going to have to massively violate her privacy.

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Chiyuki: What do you normally do when I'm gone?

Decim: Wait for you to get back.

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Clavis: No one asked you to take your shirt off! Stop volunteering to take your shirt off!

Ginti: I can't hear you. My shirt's over my ears.

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Chiyuki: See, Decim, the way this whole friend thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.

Decim: The deep stuff? Like what?

Chiyuki: Like... what's your favorite color?

Decim: Now you've stepped over the line.

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Ginti: *whispers* I don't like you.

Decim: *whispers* I'll get over it.

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Decim: *in a teacup ride, holding a tea cup*

Decim: I misunderstood the point of this ride

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Nona: Get me a vodka on the rocks.

Decim: Nona, it's breakfast.

Nona: And a piece of toast.

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Nona: I have a permit.

Oculus: This just says 'I can do what I want'.

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Nona: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Ginti: Not until 4