Incorrect Diabolik Lovers Quotes

these are all things that haven't actually been said but probably should have been at some point.

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Is there any way you could make a gif of laitos head on quagmire from family guy....i wanna see it ...

I really should have paid more attention in computer class lmao

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Shu and Sock Laito and Darko And lastly Subaru and Toyota

I like to think that if they all existed they’d be total opposites of each other. Like since Laito is so outgoing and fun, Darko would be super emo and reserved. He’d spend all his time in his room alone listening to Linkin Park while yelling, “It’s not a phase, Reiji! You just don’t understand! I drink blood for the aesthetic, not because I have to.”

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Can you photoshop Cordelia's face on the Grinch? Please?

How the Cordelia Stole Christmas

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Your tags give me life.

Thank you! I’m happy to hear that. ♥

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SHU AND SOCK IM SCREAMING

IF YOU’RE SCREAMING NOW JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET LAITO AND DARKO

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*When Reiji was a little kid*

Beatrix: I just got back from a parent-teacher conference. You've been expelled.

Reiji: But I'm home schooled.

Beatrix: You have 24 hours to get out.

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Wouldn't you say Subaru's mum is like rapunzel? Being trapped in a tower and all

If we’re sticking with the disney theme here then I feel like she could also be Beauty because she married a beast. ✌️

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Reiji: You remind me of Rapunzel.

Shu: Really?

Reiji: Yes, but instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.

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I'm just in love again with your blog!!! omg Jesus help me 🙈❤️

Aww, you’re super sweet. ♥ Thank you!

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NOTICE ME SENPAI! >.<

YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED! ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉﾞ

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Subaru: *loses Kou in a crowd*

Subaru: Finally.

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"Real" question. If you were in Yui's place when she first arrived to the Sakamaki house, based on your first impression, which brother would you choose and why? (Dont know if it makes sense, sorry bad english)

Don’t worry, your english is just fine. ♥ Tbh, I’d probably choose Ayato at first because we’re both dorks who like to eat and think we’re funny. After a while though, once I noticed that the music loving lump on the couch was actually a person, I’d go for him instead. (ﾉ◠‿◠)ﾉ

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The best part of reading this blog are the tags xD You are awesome *finger guns* *and slowly walk away*

Thank you! I’m so glad you’re enjoying them.ヾ(❀◠◡◠)ﾉﾞ

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Your a complete genius! Your blog always makes me laugh.

Thank you so much! That means a lot to me. You’re too kind. ♥

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I feel evil for laughing at what you said about teddy. But that wont stop me lol.

It’s okay! I felt pretty evil for posting it but I did anyway, just like how that didn’t stop Azusa from burning Teddy in the first place.

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Happy birthday azusa! ♡

Happy birthday to the Mukami ball of fluff! ♥ Such a precious child deserves a quote (and also happiness) c’:

Ruki: What would you like for your birthday?

Azusa: A puppy…

Ruki: No. Think of something else.

Azusa: Then… I want to try… knife throwing…

Ruki: You want to start throwing your knives?

Azusa: No… I’d like to… volunteer as… the target…

Ruki: What kind of puppy do you want?

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*gets one one knee* Will you marry me?

Of course! May our marriage last longer than Teddy did. ♥👌