Incorrect Discord Murder Party Quotes

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Tag Guide

i have finally updated this tag guide are yall proud of me.

General tags:

#quote / incorrect quotes: wowee it’s incorrect quotes its what this blog is for

#meme: it’s memes babey

#dmp/discord murder party: pretty much everything is tagged with this. this is less for blog navigation and more if anyone wants to search dmp on tumblr

#chaos van: sometimes! this blog ISN’T DMP actually!!! once chaos van starts or gets closer to starting i’m probably gonna rebrand this blog to be incorrect chaos van, but for now everything in this tag is Charlie/CG dynamics, and anything that hypothetically fits into the post-canon storyline! shevanigans ensue

#submission: submit stuff! either you or me will tag it as this!

#out of context spoilers: I do these whenever a new episode drops. dont click them if you dont want spoilers for the latest episode

#personal favourite: the best of the best babey. these are my personal favs, i tag em as such for easy access for anyone who wants the funniest content and also find some that are prime content to draw. yes i spell favourite correctly dont @ me

#working week / #camp streamix: sometimes i do quotes with these official aus. go wild. 

Character Tags:

#Murder God: I’ve fixed up the MG tag system because this bitch has 3000 names and we’re going with 3 of em depending on the point in the timeline. #murder god for anything from the in-show timeline, seasons 1-4. #charlie for anything specifically post when she takes on her new name in s4, but the MG tag is there for consistency. #cassie howards SPECIFICALLY for human MG and nothing else. all side b quotes with her fall under this. she changes so drastically as a person and so strongly doesn’t associate herself with cassie howards anymore that i believe it’s only fair to keep these tags entirely separate. 

#Doctor McGillicutty: hwat hwat science man but actually he’s super sad wowee 

#Vincent Reid: gun man take me by the hand lead to to the land mr team dad

#Grace Garden: gosh golly gee grace garden! you’ve sure got a tumblr tag!

#Tommy Gwendolyn: haha cancer arms gamer boy 

#Percy Blackwood: he was told to be there or be square and chose square c:

#Christine Forks: momther ;A;

#Juniper / Juniper NLN /  Junior :  okAY I THINK THIS IS MY FINAL SET OF TAGS FOR THIS FUCKER im gonna openly weep bro is perceiving me dont look at meeeee >:( (i love juniper)

#Valencia Lynch: she’s just vibin’ :)

#Thorin Blue: no longer baby, wants power

#Yugo Hernandez: i went to edit these tag descriptions and realized i forgot to unkill yugo. uhhhh insert crimes’ “i never kill characters” statement here. 

#Hailey Huang: TRANS RIGHTS POWER LESBIAN HELL YEAHHHH

#Ezra Crane: big man on caaaaaampus

#Stephen Cutter: pleasant ste :)

i dont have that many quotes for the other cutt men but they were more important to the plot than i originally anticipated so i’m putting them on here

#Guy le Cutaux: the moral of discord murder party is everyone can be redeemed, except the french

#Mr GcMillicutty: the worlds’ sexiest man but like SOMETIMES thats a joke and sometimes it’s not??? how can this man radiate vibes ranging from utterly rancid to weirdly hot to strangely adorable? 

#Chaos God / Ozolthog: the perfectly engineered concoction of tumblr sexyman (alastor), tumblr sexyman (spamton), and Your One Weird Uncle ™ combined with deep moral complexities, in which on this blog of maximum shitposting, the latter tends to be ignored. (both tags will be used for DMP quotes! just ozolthog will be used for chaos van!)

#Cernos / Kadath / Her /  Ælethias / Baku: i really need more black star quotes but like. theyre here, theyre queer, they fill me with much fear 

#Side B (also tagged with individual characters): side b gang gang pls submit more quotes for them i want content

#Zephirah: i had zephi on this blog mostly as a non canon joke but hey she’s actually a chaos van character uhhhh insert v-word joke here

There MAY be quotes on here with masks/minor characters/ reflections. i’m not sure i’ve tagged them all but if youre curious for content specific to one very particular character just search, i can’t guarantee i tagged it though

Fun tags!:

these tags are fun reoccurring trends in my blog, so if you wanna look for a specific kind of thing i tend to post a lot, here’s the tags i currently use:

#modern day adventures: sometimes the awakened from the past learn about modern day stuff. shenanigan ensue

#THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING: valencia and grace certainly have a dynamic. that dynamic is absolute petty hatred of each other. i love it.

#SHUT UP PERCY: this is mostly in a loving way but percy is a fucking dumbass and also is relentlessly bullied a lot

#shipping: perlencia, valezra, murder god and like. five other people. you want shipping content, it’s here!

#orange crayon: juniper and grace just bein’ buds. grace doesnt understand metaphors, and thus, the orange crayon

#group chat au: this is kind of more of a blanket for any quote that includes the awakened texting / mentioning them using phones because canonically they dont have access to that but the dmp twitters exist as well as the group chat au made on the fanserver

#let the child say fuck: thorin should not be allowed to do many of the things they are allowed to do. this makes for peak comedy

#i’ve connected the dots you didn’t connect shit: grace cannot interact with the cutt clan to save her life. makes for great comedy though.

#not quite incorrect: stuff that’s either ungodly in character or stuff that pretty much verbatim happened in canon 

#Requote: I’ve had this blog since like S2. Sometimes I just wanna redo old quotes with new, updated dynamics okay? CONTENT IS HARD

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Cernos: I LOVE ALL MY SPAWN EQUALLY.

Cernos: THERE IS BAKU

Cernos: THERE IS ÆLETHIAS.

Cernos: AND (looks at the writing on his hooves) SHALLOT?

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Valencia: What about the ROUS's?

Ezra: What, the Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

*Baku jumps out of the bushes, mauling them with a loud screech*

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Charlie: You can bet your bottom dollar on that!

Chaos God: I didn't know you guys had your own currency.

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Juniper: Yeah, after all we've been through, I get pretty nervous when large objects pass by. I think I might be a little megalophobic.

Thorin: *tears welling* What did Sans Undertale do to you?

[fishcrow]

I’m trying ;v;

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Charlie: Ugh, being a human sucks. Juniper, what do you humans order when they're in a bad mood?

Juniper: It depends. Vincent likes whiskey, Tommy gets mango juice. I've usually seen Hailey order a chocolate sundae.

Charlie: I'll have twelve chocolate sundaes.

Juniper: Uh, people don't usually---

Charlie: I'm in a really bad mood.

[brodingles]

I need to point out the accuracy in this quote that he doesn't use himself as an example.

She lumps him in with humans and he just completely glosses over it, including say "people don't usually"

Analyzing the silly quote

[crimes-wears-goggles]

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Grace: This is a terrible idea, but I'll do anything to end this game faster. Valencia, how do you flirt?

Valencia: Just tell them something you wish someone would say to you.

Grace: All right.

Grace: Stephen, you are unbanned from free ham sandwich day.

Stephen: Wow, thank you! No one's ever said that to me before.

[memories]

One iced latte with low-fat #baku dmp milk, please.

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Charlie: Ugh, being a human sucks. Juniper, what do you humans order when they're in a bad mood?

Juniper: It depends. Vincent likes whiskey, Tommy gets mango juice. I've usually seen Hailey order a chocolate sundae.

Charlie: I'll have twelve chocolate sundaes.

Juniper: Uh, people don't usually---

Charlie: I'm in a really bad mood.

[brodingles]

I need to point out the accuracy in this quote that he doesn't use himself as an example.

She lumps him in with humans and he just completely glosses over it, including say "people don't usually"

Analyzing the silly quote

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Charlie: Ugh, being a human sucks. Juniper, what do you humans order when they're in a bad mood?

Juniper: It depends. Vincent likes whiskey, Tommy gets mango juice. I've usually seen Hailey order a chocolate sundae.

Charlie: I'll have twelve chocolate sundaes.

Juniper: Uh, people don't usually---

Charlie: I'm in a really bad mood.

[crimes-wears-goggles]

Tonight! The very first episode of our DMP retrospective! We'll be discussing episodes 1-5, plus our initial planning and general plot scrambling as we realize this was going to be a show! See y'all tonight!

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Murder God: what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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Thorin: Ezra, is that a weed?

Ezra: no this is a cra---

Thorin: I'm calling the police *dials 911 into the lounge microwave*

Grace: 911, what's your emergency?

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Charlie: Vincent, is that a police?

Vincent: This is just Grace---

Charlie: I'm calling the weed! *dials 420 into the lounge microwave*

Aelethias: 420, whatcha smoking?

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Yet More DMP Incorrect Quotes @incorrectdmp

Oh boy, here we go killing again! Don't worry, the lounge was looking pretty empty anyway-

Doc, at Vincent's funeral: I need a moment with him. Everyone: Of course. (They leave) Doc, leaning over Vincent′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Vincent: Yeah, no shit.

Yugo: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Vincent: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back… Ezra: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Tommy: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Hailey: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Grace: Mental stability, my old friend! Yugo: ...Man, could you guys lighten up a little?

Murder God: Dammit, Vincent, you ruined everything! Vincent: You’re welcome.

Vincent: Why is there blood everywhere? Ezra: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Vincent: You stabbed someone?! Ezra: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Fate: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but— Doc: That's because you're too short to do so. Fate: …Listen here you fucking—

Ezra: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page. Ezra: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”. Grace: That’s not even clever.

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Discord Murder Party, Let's See Who's Gonna Quip @incorrectdmp

More incorrect quotes, here we go!!

Ezra, on the phone: Uh. . Hey, Percy, I uh, I’ve been stabbed. Juniper: WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU? Ezra: Wait- You aren’t Percy. Sorry- I didn’t mean to call you- Juniper: NO, WHERE ARE YOU? I'M COMING THERE. I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE SOMEONE ALONE THAT'S BEEN STABBED.

Charlie: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window. Vincent: …We're on the ground floor. Charlie: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

Grace: closes a cabinet a crash is heard behind the cabinet door Stephen: What was that? Grace: The sound of someone else's problem.

Doc: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Tommy: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Doc: Okay yes, thank you Mr. Gwendolyn, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

Junior: I may be stupid. Christine: … Junior: Oh, did you think I was going to finish that sentence?

Oz: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here. Oz: And if you don't well then fuck you. Oz: I'm looking at you, Pretzel Hog, you jealous mop.

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More Discord Murder Party Incorrect Quotes! @incorrectdmp

Because I forgot what part number we were on!

Thorin: Hey, I just got a pet snake. What should I name him? Percy: A pet WHAT?! Hailey: William Snakespeare.

Tommy: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday. Hailey: Wednesay. Tommy: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

Doc: Stephen, we tried things your way. Stephen: No, we didn't. Doc: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

while waiting outside the principal’s office Stephen: What are you in for? Hailey: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you? Stephen: I stabbed someone with a screwdriver. Hailey: Hailey: Hailey: We live very different lives. Stephen: Yes we do.

Vincent: love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon. Ezra: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic. Vincent: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

Percy, to Grace: Why is Thorin not talking? Grace: I'm playing the silent game with him. Percy: Well, then you just lost. Grace: I lost two hours ago. I gave him ear plugs and told him to close his eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get him to shut up.

Grace, playing a video game: How do I play? Grace has drawn first blood! Grace is on a killing spree! Grace is on a rampage! Grace is unstoppable! Grace is dominating! Grace is godlike! Grace: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

Vincent: We all have our demons. Vincent, grabbing Charlie: This one’s mine.