Incorrect Doctrine Of Labyrinths Quotes

All the way to Corambis and back *submissions very much welcome*

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Shannon: It would help if you could all show up and look like a supportive family

Stephen: For how long?

Shannon: Ten minutes tops

Victoria: See if you can get it down to five

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Shannon: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Felix: I can’t smile just because I feel like it?

Vida: Robert tripped and fell during the Curia meeting today

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Felix: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me

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Stephen: I’m not doing too well. I have this headache that comes and goes.

Felix: *enters the room*

Stephen: Look, there it is

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Felix: Yeah, but that’s just a suggestion. Like how they tell you to drink eight glasses of water a month.

Mildmay: A day.

Felix: Mildmay, please. This is no time for jokes.

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Shannon: One day, they might do a musical about the Teverii family. Then, as a sequel, they could do Schindler’s List on ice.

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Mavortian: Bernard, everything between you and me is split straight down the middle: 60-40.

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Stephen: Someone said I had the wit and intellect of a donkey.

Felix: Oh, an absurd suggestion, my lord. Unless it was a particularly stupid donkey.

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Malkar: Criminal Record?

Felix: Absolutely not!

Malkar: Oh, come on Felix. You’re going to be a wizard of the Mirador for Powers’ sake! I’ll just put fraud and sexual deviancy...

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Corbie: I can read him. And if anyone can figure out what's bothering him, it's me. He and I are exactly the same. Except that I'm younger, Corambin, female, and straight.

Cyriack: Felix isn’t gay.

*Corbie and Julian stare*

Cyriack: Felix is gay?

Corbie: Seriously man, just retire.

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Felix: I can’t do that, it’s against my moral compass.

Mehitabel: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!

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Mildmay: Excuse me? I lost my brother. Can I make an announcement?

Store Clerk: Of course.

Mildmay: *leans into mic* Goodbye you little shit.

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Septimus: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

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Felix: We both look very handsome tonight.

Gideon: You know, if you’d just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, “So do you.”

Felix: I couldn’t take the chance.

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Felix to Vida: Sherbourne has a problem with public displays of affection. I remember once at a New Year's Eve Party, stroke of midnight he high-fived me. Two problems with that. One, gays don't high-five. Two, gays don't high-five.

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Murtagh: [To Felix] You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.

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Felix: [To Shannon] The last time I saw you, I was hoping it would be the last time I saw you.