#source: someecards

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: [texting Walker] My dearest John Walker, please get in touch with me ASAP so I can tell you to never contact me again. Sincerely yours, James Buchanan Barnes.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Sirius: [to Remus] Let's celebrate your new job by doing something that can get you sacked.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Emma: I used to be able to pull all-nighters, but now I can barely pull all-dayers.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: The best cure for a hangover is being under 25.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Harry: Let’s celebrate your birthday the same way you came into the world.

Louis: Naked?

Harry: And screaming?

[thepitt-incorrect]

Robby, to Al-Hashimi: Amazing that your meeting about improving staff morale actually decreased staff morale.

[wyrm-house]

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Cassandra: [signing] I like my men how I like my coffee. Cassandra: [signing] Nowhere near my vagina.