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Tanis: I've seen the way you look at me, you're not that straight either.

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Riverwind: Am I the only straight one here?
Tanis: I've seen the way you look at me, you're not that straight either.
Tasslehoff: Can I have these question mark stickers?
Tanis: *Slowly hands them to him.* ...Why?
Tasslehoff: I want to put them on stop signs. *Starts running away*
Tanis: Tas, no!
Flint: Tall people, if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS.
Tanis: Get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.
Tanis: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Sturm: No, we're gonna lean forward and take it hard.
Tanis: ... Dude.
Goldmoon: Do you trust Tanis?
Riverwind: I absolutely trust him.
Goldmoon: He’s not some kind of madman?
Riverwind: I absolutely trust him.
Flint: Humans can be pretty ornery.
Tanis: I think it's pronounced "horny."
Riverwind: If I cut off my foot and threw it at you, would I be kicking or hitting you?
Tanis: You’d mentally scar me more than anything.
Berem: Parlay. Practice room. Five minutes.
Tanis: Parlay?
Raistlin: Pirate code. He wants to meet.
Tanis: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Raistlin: I understand it, I can’t speak it.
Flint: I take orders from just one person. Me.
Tanis: It's a wonder you're still alive.
Tanis, raising his voice slightly: Do you want any chips?
Tasslehoff, at full volume: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS.
Sturm: You can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt.
Kitiara: It's called my birth certificate, bitch.
Kitiara: Everybody has a gay sibling.
Raistlin: I don't have a gay sibling.
Caramon: Give him a moment.
Raistlin: Wait...
Caramon: There you go.
Tanis: So I'm thinking for our wedding we do something quiet... Maybe have it in the spring
Laurana: We're not even engaged yet?
Tanis: ... So that's what I forgot to do last night.
Laurana: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Laurana: *punches a wall*
Laurana: ... take me to the hospital.
Tanis: In a way, I liked Caramon. I feel like he was a lot like Raistlin. Except he did have something Caramon doesn't.
Sturm: A brain?
Tanis: I would've gone with the desire to obliterate the human race but yeah, that, too.
Caramon, eating a pie: Tika, you have GOT to order a piece of this pie.
Tika: I did. You're eating it.
Tasslehoff: Rules are made to be broken.
Flint: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Tasslehoff: Uh, pinatas.
Laurana: Glow sticks.
Sturm: Karate boards.
Caramon: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.