Incorrect Élite Quotes

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valerio: guns just do not belong in schools

valerio: which is why i brought along a saber

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samu: guzman please keep an eye on nano. he's going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched

guzman: sure, i'd love to see nano get punched

samu: try again

guzman: i will stop nano from getting punched

samu: correct

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Nadia: You have a cocktail dress in your car?

Lu: I'm not an animal Nadia

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omar: *carrying eleven bags of groceries in both arms*

ander: *holds out a hand to help*

omar: *angrily switches all the bags to one arm so he can hold ander's hand*

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nadia: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?

samu: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him

valerio: tackle him

omar: dump him

rebeca: kick him in the shin

guzmán: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

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Guzman : “Babe, can we talk one ten to another?”

Nadia: “I’m an eleven, but continue.”

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nano: it'd be far from the first illegal thing i've done

samu: stop doing illegal things!

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omar: *holding his breath*

samu, timing: holy shit, 4 minutes!

omar: *exhaling* the trick is not caring if you live or die

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nadia: if your friend were to jump off a bridge would you?

cristian: i am the friend that would jump of a bridge

nadia: oh okay

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samu: one day i hope to be the person who walks into a room and all eyes are on them.

nano: the trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

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polo: you look nice, i want to kiss you

cristian: what?

polo: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!

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lu: i know we've always had this unspoken rivalry-

nadia: it’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And it’s not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

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carla: *walks into room*

carla: sorry i was late, i was... doing things

marina: *enters the room noticeably disheveled*

marina: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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nadia: hey guzmán, could you do me a favour?

guzmán: i would literally kill for you but go on

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marina to guzmán: oh, get a shirt on before you poke someone's eye out

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nano: don't blame me!

samu: i blame you!