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erikar discord: https://discord.gg/Bgyajm6

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Karkat: Terezi and Vriska are drunk and trying to play matchmaker with us again… should I remind them that we're married?

Eridan: No, it’s more fun this way.

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Eridan, drunk: *points at Karkat* that’s my boyfriend!!!

Karkat: Eridan, I'm your husband-

Eridan: my HUSBAND! EVEN BETTER!!!

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Karkat: y'know, Eridan, you may not be the most important person in the universe, but I'm really glad to see you right now

Eridan: then I am the most important person in the universe

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Kankri: S9, Eridan. Are y9u h9m9ph96ic?

Eridan: ...im gay

Karkat: YOU'RE AVOIDING THE QUESTION!

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Eridan: If I had a penny for every time you crossed my mind I would only have one penny because you are all I think about.

Karkat, trying not to cry: have fun being broke, asshole

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Eridan: tax evvasion is only mildly illegal right Karkat: YOU'RE COMPLETELY INEPT AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE PAYING YOUR BAIL. Eridan: ill take that as a no

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sorry I haven’t really been active here, but we’ve started monthly challenges on the discord! if you wanna get in on themed creativity with erikar, now’s the time to join! link: https://discord.gg/Bgyajm6

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Eridan, pulling out Ahab's: this is howw i solvve problems  Karkat: WHAT ABOUT PROBLEMS YOU CAN'T SHOOT? Eridan: theres wwhat noww? 

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hey frembly remembly that ive got an erikar discord server

heres the link

https://discord.gg/Bgyajm6

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Karkat: WHAT HAPPENED.

Eridan: remember wwhen you told me not to burn dowwn the hivve

Karkat: YOU BURNED DOWN THE HIVE!?

Eridan: no i had the fire put out almost immediately

Eridan: this is a success story

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((ifuckingloveyouohmygodkillmethisblogisthebest))

dude im over here crying i dont even keep my queue full half the time youre too goddamn sweet

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Oof I just followed you but I'm going to go through all of your posts and die I love this ship and I love you for making this blog aaaah

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank you!! messages like this really make my day holy shit,,

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I love you more than anything in the world.

awww, thank you!! 

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bottled-jellyfish :

thank you so much for making this blog it fuels me

aaaa youre too sweet!! im blushin, gosh

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Dave: Why are your tongues purple?

Karkat: I had a blue slushie.

Eridan: I had a red slushie.

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Eridan: I wish I had someone to love.

Eridan: To kiss, to hold, to cuddle, and to talk to.

Eridan: If only someone loved me.

Karkat: I'M! RIGHT! HERE!

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Eridan: Honey, it’s really muggy out today.

Karkat: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you.

Eridan: *sweating*

Eridan: *sips coffee from a bowl*