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I know too much about the Tolkien Legendarium. Currently deeply invested in Classic & Extended Universe Doctor Who. Genshin sideblog @papilio-ignis. Other consistent fandoms include Star Trek and Discworld. DFTBA!

[official-linguistics-post]

They call me the agent nouner

loving the morphosyntactic implications of this construction (i.e., that "agent noun" is in fact a verb)

[livingincolorsagain]

has anyone figured out how to stop being so fucking tired all the fucking time

[livingincolorsagain]

has anyone figured out how to stop being so fucking tired all the fucking time

[livingincolorsagain]

has anyone figured out how to stop being so fucking tired all the fucking time

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

[2birds1pencil]

*insert piping plover emojis here*

[arthur-dentist]

I'm literally working outside of work hours rn (taking a lil break) to enter plover data bc these little buggers are so busy rn I spend all of my time in the field

[isaacsapphire]

I adore that this got in front of someone who was indeed working plovertime.

[manipulated-pieces]

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[awkwardtuatara]

oh Revolutionary Girl Utena got me good, I'm learning to play The Sunlit Garden on piano. it really is one of the best pieces about expressing experiencing nostalgia for a past that was probably never quite how one imagined it. almost embarrasingly accurate to the text.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[aniseandspearmint]

@thebibliosphere

[holy-marmalade]

Elwing on the shores of Aman

She's Elrond's mama, of course she is soft and beautiful. I headcanon that she started drawing so that she could show Earendil her life when he is gone, things like the twins (when she was still in Sirion), pretty flowers and birds etc

[irrationalplanets]

another one of my all-time maximum chaos Sixth Doctor moments from The Mark of the Rani. I don't think anything other than just watching this story can fully explain just how out of left field this scene is. The Doctor and Peri have been wandering around the countryside doing literally nothing for 20 minutes until all hell breaks loose in two seconds flat. Featuring:

More extras that have zero lines and instead just gurn and growl at the camera.

The laughable cut as the Doctor's gadget falls down the mineshaft and the Doctor being more worried about it than being pushed into said mineshaft.

I'm not even going to mention the guy falling down the mineshaft.

The Master fucking creaming himself by the fence.

Peri getting taken out by a log.

Peri deciding the most helpful thing to do here is start throwing coal in all directions.

All of Colin's acting decisions through the whole thing.

The number of times I've rewound this bit because I was laughing so hard. It's incredible.

[penny-anna]

a great thing about life aboard the TARDIS is all the toilets flush directly into the time vortex so if they malfunction just right you can get kind of an untempered schism thing going on

[penny-anna]

[pokeypro]

The les mis obsession is so bad guys 😭 i even started reading the brick and why did victor Hugo think it was a great time to go on a tangent about the battle of Waterloo right when we’re having the most tense plot points 💀💀💀

[lycanr0t]

comic about chronic fatigue

[oudkee]

can i FUCKING help you?

[that-angry-noldo]

which of the silm characters were at the club:

- finwë was delighted by the club. unfortunately the concept of the club only began to form after finwë hit the elven equivalent of having to go to bed strictly at 9 pm with a set of your comfiest jammies on. probably clapped his hands and said "how quaint!" when he was invited to the club's opening.

- miriel was too busy being dead to go clubbing.

- fëanor was NOT at the club. are you kidding me? that man had gems to smith. the forge was his club.

- fingolfin was NOT at the club. he was born in an age where the eldar began to develop classism and decided that clubbing is not for the blue-blooded aristocracy. we cannot blame him for being a product of his time.

- you better believe lalwen was clubbing. whispers are still told about her unparralleled moves at the dance floor and somewhat concerning taste for elven tequilla.

- findis did not go to the club, she was too busy making her resume look perfect for ingwë's court.

- finarfin had his first child by the elven equivalent of 20 yo. he was not clubbing.

- finrod was clubbing for the joy of it. he made many a friend at the club. once nargothrond opened its own club, he want disguised as a commonner and as he reminisced of the careless time of his youth he saw visions of death and ruin and floors covered in blood. he did not go clubbing again.

- maglor was HITTING it at the club scene. the best parties were thrown when maglor was around. unfortunately the constant threat of morgoth's destruction kinda stood in the way of establishing a club at Maglor's Gap. you might say it really killed the vibe.

- galadriel did not go to the club because she was too good for the club. she also didn't drink (valid) and had a meticulously plotted out diet tracking her daily protein intake (the most athletic of noldor hitting the gym? unbelievable.) she was really into cottagge cheese for a while. thankfully she grew out of that phase but still didn't go to the club because 1) she was god's favourite princess and 2) as we established earlier, blue-blooded aristocracy did not go to the club.

- beren was too busy being haunted by horrors beyond comprehension to have a chance to explore the local club scene