[incorrectmidam]

Michael: If you like me, raise your hand.

Gabriel: What do we do if we don't like you?

Michael: Raise your standards.

[gayliensav]

some fucko: HEAVEN HATES THE GAYS

michael, walking down the street holding hands with adam: VIBE CHECK-

[incorrectmidam]

Adam: Were you dropped on the head as a child?

Micharl: Bold of you to assume I was held.

Adam:

Michael:

Adam: are you okay?

[bitteradamgirl-deactivated20200]

michael @ adam, after they’re sent to the cage:

[hunter-x-angel-deactivated20200]

Cas: Dean and I don’t have nicknames for each other

Sam: What do bees make?

Cas, tearing up: Incredible amounts of LOVE

Sam: why do I even try...

[incorrectmidam]

Lucifer: Hewwo! I will be yourw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision.

Gabriel: Doctow, wewre loswing him!!

Adam: Qwick! I’ll gwab the defibwiwatow!!

Michael, on the couch with a cold: Please, just let me fucking die.

[incorrectfandomquo-tes]

Michael: Adam and I don’t have pet names for each other.

Lucifer: Uh huh. Michael, what do bees make?

Michael: Honey?

Adam, from the other room: Yes, angel?

Lucifer: Don’t ever lie to me again.

[incorrectfandomquo-tes]

michael: The only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone.

lucifer: The only honest things I can say to you are insults.

[incorrectmidam]

Michael: *takes a photo of Adam and shows him*

Adam: I look so sad, what filter is this?

Michael:

Michael: None.

[incorrectspnforfun]

Gabriel: If I run and jump at Sam, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.  Gabriel: *runs at Sam* COMING IN! Sam: No, I’m holding coffee! Sam: *drops coffee to catch Gabriel* Cas: Ooh! Let me try with mine! Cas: *runs at Dean* COMING IN! Dean: *side steps to avoid spilling his coffee* Cas: *falls on his face* Dean: You should know better than to ask for my affection before I’ve gotten through at least two cups of this.

[incorrectspnforfun]

Cas: Well, change is inedible. Sam: …I think you mean “inevitable.” Cas: *spitting out a quarter* Nope. Definitely not.

[incorrectmidam]

Adam, while in the Cage: Guys, since this looks like the end, I just wanted you to know… you’re not really the two people I wanted to die with.

Lucifer: Ditto.

Michael: Actually, I’d always planned on the two of us being buried together in a tomb.

Adam:

Michael:

Adam: If we make it through this, you and I are having a serious talk.

[correctly-spn]

Jack: I know I'm gullible.

Jack: Because people tell me that and I have no reason not to believe them.

[midamspn]

Dean: I put the fun in dysfunctional!

Lucifer: I put the hot in psychotic!

Michael: I put the D in Adam!

Dean:

Lucifer:

Sam:

Gabriel:

Raphael:

Chuck:

Kate and John:

Adam: I can explain.

[dadstielkline]

sam: word for “no flaws”; 7 letters.

castiel: perfect?

dean: castiel

[dadstielkline]

Castiel: *sees a couple of people doing something completely reckless and stupid*

Castiel: Wow, what idiots

Castiel: *sees that it’s Sam and Dean*

Castiel: Oh God, those are MY idiots

[dadstielkline]

Dean, tearing up: We should have been together…

Castiel, tears in his eyes: I know. We could have been so great, you and I.

Sam: You’re literally just on different teams for charades.